Yo mama is so fat, the only thing thats stopping her from Jenny Craig is the DOOR!!

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried out for star wars they didn't give her a costume

yo momma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter

yo mama so fat the guinness had to add an extra page

yo mama so dumb she likes emo :laugh3: sorry if you like emo :rolleyes:

yo mama so ugly when she volunteers for the special olympics they let her race :embarassed:

yo mama so fat while being built she was used as the counterweight for the empire state building :rolleyes: probably no one gets that

yo mama so fat she stood on the san fransisco bridge and it was renamed the san fransisco dock :rolleyes:

yo mama so ugly she broke a mirror that saw her reflection from another mirror :rolleyes:

yo mama so ugly she broke the red sea when moses thought he parted it :rolleyes:

yo mama so dumb she puts her cell phone on the cordless phone charger :rolleyes: haha, well....... I thought I was on a roll :lol:

yo mama so dumb she made 100 yo mama jokes to you before you told her

yo mama so ugly scientists reconsidered you the first virgin birth :rolleyes:

ok, I'm done for now too many posts :lol:

yo mama so dumb she tried the robot dance at her wedding :rolleyes:

yo mama so fat she walked to the kitchen by herself and caused a leap year :rolleyes:

yo mama so ugly she broke K-Mart when they tried to print her picture :rolleyes: :laugh3:

yo mama so dumb she tries to smoke weeds from the garden :embarassed:

yo mama so desperate she considered "hello" a pickup line :rolleyes:

yo mama so fat she buys 2 tickets to the movie theater and people think she's got a friend :embarassed:

yo mama so fat she got fired as a pole dancer and hired as a pillar dancer :embarassed:

yo mama so fat the dictionary had to add 10 more ways to say "enormous" :rolleyes:

yo mama so fat she scares little children :laugh3: :laugh3: :embarassed:

yo mama so ugly she cures the hiccups :rolleyes:

yo mama so fat she lost a ukulele in a fat wrinkle :embarassed: