yo mama so fat she makes sharks sting rays :embarassed:

yo mama so fat she made grapes whine when she sat on them, hence the name :embarassed:

yo mama so fat she sat on a grill and made a bag of diamonds :embarassed:

yo mama so fat she sat on a clock and made it .. a broken clock :embarassed:

yo mama so dumb she thought R meant "really fast" :embarassed:

ok ok I'm done I'm done omg, I just made a lot :rolleyes:

Haha you did, having fun?

yo mama so dumb she likes emo :laugh3: sorry if you like emo :rolleyes:

 

 

I liked that one.

Haha, I love yo mama jokes! Great thread, i've been laughing so hard reading through the last few pages :laugh4:

 

yo mama so old she farts dust

yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down

yo mama's so tall she did a back flip and burnt her toes on the sun

yo mama is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone

yo mama's head's so small she uses a teabag for a pillow

 

 

yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window

 

 

 

 

:lol:

yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

 

 

I could go on all night :lol:

Haha, I love yo mama jokes! Great thread, i've been laughing so hard reading through the last few pages :laugh4:

 

yo mama so old she farts dust

haha, good ones ........ this thread is hilar

yo mommas so fat that when describing her weight, scientific notation must be used.

yo mama so fat she lost a ukulele in a fat wrinkle :embarassed:

 

LOL i love how you put this :embarassed: smiley after all of them hahaha

nice mama jokes everyone :cool:

i haven't contributed since like pages 1-8. i'll continue to input later :pimp2:

Yo mama's so stupid, she puts make-up on her head just to make up her mind :lol:

 

 

Yo mama's so fat that she wears high heels for an hour and they're flip-flops

Yo mama's so fat that when she gets a cut she bleeds milkshake

 

 

 

Yo mama's so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes

yo mamas so fat she.......died :idea2:

 

yeah, didn't see that comin did ya?

yo mama's so fat, she didn't fit in the coffin

yo mama's so fat that they need to wait for a meteorite to crash for space to bury her :D

^:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

 

Yo mama's so ugly she went in the haunted house and came out with a job application form

haha keep em' coming. I've got no good momma jokes right now.

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