i heard this one somewhere...

 

"yo momma so fat, i saw her fall and i didn't wanna laugh, but the ground was cracking up"

 

"yo momma so skinny she uses her ribs as a cheese grater"

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed

^ :laugh4:

 

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mamaso old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

:laugh4:

:lol:

 

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

:laugh4:

 

 

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

:lol: :lol:

 

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook (the first one)

:laugh4:

 

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

hahaha we're on the same site, aren't we? :laugh4:

 

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk

yeah i think so :lol:

 

 

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

:lol: brilliant haha

 

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to

keep from eating her fingers

:lol: :D

 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

:laugh4:

Yo mama's hair so short she curls it with rice.

:laugh4: :laugh4:

 

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama's nose so big that her neck broke from the weight

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

wtf??????????? :thinking:

Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

yo momma so fat...

 

...

 

she's...

 

fat.

:lol:

yo mamma so clever that she could tell me what this threa dis about...

yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...

 

and came out with a job aplication

yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...

 

and came out with a job aplication

someone already said that :rolleyes:

oohhh.

 

i didn't see that

 

im out of jokes

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.