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How many 5 year-olds could you beat up?

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dude.

 

just knee every little boy in the balls, and then elbow them in the back of the head or something. or throw them on the ground...

 

then with the little girls, grab their hair, and throw them on the ground forcefully... that would probably knock 'em out...

 

uh... wow that's kinda sick :laugh3:

 

i screw my little cousins over in jumpy houses all the time--and if we were on solid ground, they'd be freaking owned...

 

oh yeah, and another trick--a lot of little kids like to jump at ya; stand straight up, and once they start to jump, crouch down, catch them in flight, and flip them over.

 

if they'll land on their head they'll be killed/knocked unconscious :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

okay, i'm not that sick.

 

Oh dear god. :laugh3:

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This is deserving of my favourite phrase..

 

 

What the fuck??

This is deserving of my favourite phrase..

 

 

What the fuck???

I think this thread is my favourite thread on this forum, ever.

 

It's massively unappreciated.

We're not allowed weapons? If we were they would all feel the pain of my field hockey stick.

I would just pounce on some of them and try to crush them. I only want to knock them unconscious though. I would probably just pick them up and throw them against the walls. And of course, I would kick, punch, elbow, and bite. I think I can take out about 30.

I'll use a chainsaw,that should dispatch them fast!!

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