Anyone forced to turn on 5 year old kids is both weak and pathetic. I instead would attack people in wheelchairs

Well if they dog pile and kick me in the nutz, none.

If one kicked me in the balls, I would rip its freakin head off.

No, you wouldn't. You'd fall to the ground puffing. Probably crying like a girl while they jumped on you and stole your money

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

 

Bam. Yes I would!

Ah but the standard issue cup always has it's manufacturing flaws and is rarely more trustworthy than putting a creme egg in your underpants

The creme egg would splatter, causing the force of impact to be lessened tremendously.

You obviously haven't tried keeping filled eggs next to your testicles like I have

No you're right, you probably have more experience than me in that.

I'm actually a testicle-egg-holding PH D. Suck on that one.

I'm actually a testicle-egg-holding PH D. Suck on that one.

 

How dare you demand I suck on your balls, you disgusting creature. Really.

:uhoh:

reminds me of the overwieght kid that was trying to tackle me today. I showed him. :smug: Actually he threw me to the ground so I grabbed his tie, and janked him on top of me. The yanking part took way too much effort and it just gave me a very sore leg.

 

Considering I am quite a stick I reckon I could outrun them and then give any that get too close a good elbow in the nose.

 

I actually reckon I could take all fifty. And I'm not joking.

dude.

 

just knee every little boy in the balls, and then elbow them in the back of the head or something. or throw them on the ground...

 

then with the little girls, grab their hair, and throw them on the ground forcefully... that would probably knock 'em out...

 

uh... wow that's kinda sick :laugh3:

 

i screw my little cousins over in jumpy houses all the time--and if we were on solid ground, they'd be freaking owned...

 

oh yeah, and another trick--a lot of little kids like to jump at ya; stand straight up, and once they start to jump, crouch down, catch them in flight, and flip them over.

 

if they'll land on their head they'll be killed/knocked unconscious :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

okay, i'm not that sick.

best idea:

 

Spear Tackle them.

i.e. they run at you, you push their heads down towards your crotch area. Reach down, grab their thighs, pick 'em up, drop on their heads.

 

Although that would be hard with 50 of them.

 

I really want to try this now.

Hahaha the idea is becoming sickeningly realistic. Alyssa had some good points up there.

 

You could also use one of them as a weapon, grab him by the ankles and swing him around, busting his head into other kids' heads until the original Weapon Kid's head eventually busts out so much that its become soft and rendered useless. Then you just pick up another kid.

 

I guess after knocking some of them out it would be easier and easier to just snap the little bastards' necks.

 

I'm going to change my answer back to 50.

This thread deserves to be bumped shamelessly.......

 

My friends and I are discussing it as we speak....

I dislike pretty much every boy/girl from 3/14, they're annoying. It's kinda weird coming from me,given that I have a 3 year old brother. I love him, but he sometimes gets the worst of me.

13 is the best age ever... I wish I could never grow up. It's actually out of top, sorry. Just wanna say how I loved being 13 and how I hate being a teen.

i would beat like 8 5 year old boys without problems

btw i am 15 and i still the same dude like when i was 13 LOL

huh.....i'd have a great height disadvantage bc i am extremely short, i'm only 4'9". but i could possibly use it to my advantage, i dont know. i could punch their faces more accurately. why does noone ever consider biting? i would just bite the kids and then when they'd be occupied w/ thinking WTF SHE JUST BIT ME i'd bash their heads together.

 

im not in a good mood. this is why i can come up with a feasible plan for this, not bc im a sickminded weirdo.

I'm preeettty sure I have knocked over enough kids to know (accidentallly or not..it's none of your business) that it's not very hard to push them over. I mean, they're little!

 

Maybe half the height of me?

 

maybe?

 

 

They weight little. Take that into consideration. PUSH and one falls over.. a kick to the kidneys (just enough for the unconciousness) ... and he's gone.. Turn around and unlink the arms of the next five year old...

 

put him to the floor .. arms behind their back... they feel the pain..they feel the pain and BALMO ...he/she gives up and goes unconciouss... repeat steps with various other simple but effective manners and I could take down

several dozen....

 

 

:thinking: honestly, maybe like 25-30 five year old kidos

^ weirdo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont hit me :uhoh:

lol this whole thread i'm sure 50% of this idea came from an actual real event lol

 

huh.....i'd have a great height disadvantage bc i am extremely short, i'm only 4'9". but i could possibly use it to my advantage, i dont know. i could punch their faces more accurately. why does noone ever consider biting? i would just bite the kids and then when they'd be occupied w/ thinking WTF SHE JUST BIT ME i'd bash their heads together.

 

im not in a good mood. this is why i can come up with a feasible plan for this, not bc im a sickminded weirdo.

 

same here my height is my disadvantage i'm the hieght of an elven year old so still taller than a five year old. I'd take a non violence approach --read them a story by Madonna (English Rose ?) and they'd be knocked out in sleep mode in seconds --

Hmm... I say about 20.

Only because I'd get bored pretty quickly.