May 8, 200620 yr The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I reckon I could take on about 50 but then the little bastards would wear me down...
May 8, 200620 yr hahaha man, some of those little fuckers are annoying...i think i could take 20 but i'd be beaten for sure
May 8, 200620 yr 2... id hold their heads with my arms to keep them in safe distance from me while i kick them!! :laugh4: omy... i felt bad saying that... ic ant kick 5 year olds!! :sick:
May 8, 200620 yr Author Im pretty sure Id kick and elbow like hell, but my fists would begin to hurt if I kept punching the tops of their boney little peanut heads.
May 8, 200620 yr :laugh4: the problem with little kisds is that they can grab your legs and they bite a lot... very similiar to little monkeys if u think about it... :laugh4:
May 8, 200620 yr If they started at one end of this basketball court, and I started at the other I could take out tons. Just run and dive at them. I must admit, it would make one hell of a computer game. Not sure Government would be so happy though. I'm gonna go with like... 40/50 kids.
May 8, 200620 yr If they started at one end of this basketball court, and I started at the other I could take out tons. Just run and dive at them. I must admit, it would make one hell of a computer game. Not sure Government would be so happy though. I'm gonna go with like... 40/50 kids. omfg,yes tons
May 8, 200620 yr i think that if poking in their eyes is allowed .. i'd be able to take a hundred... but that wouldn't knock them out :cool:
May 8, 200620 yr but that wouldn't knock them out :cool: but they'd be blind and hit the walls which is not allowed :P so they'd be 'out' :P
May 8, 200620 yr but they'd be blind and hit the walls which is not allowed :P so they'd be 'out' :P ah, good point :blush: that's a good strategy, but knocking them out/ killing would be funner :uhoh2:
May 8, 200620 yr true ... but i can do that to the last ten ... they're running around blind and i can just hit them :sneaky: omfg ... i can't believe i'm talking like this about killing 5-year olds :P
May 8, 200620 yr Author but they'd be blind and hit the walls which is not allowed :P so they'd be 'out' :P The rules state: -You are not allowed to touch a wall. Throwing a bunch of kids softly against a wall would be no fun! You just cant touch the wall, they however could use it as a springboard :nice:
May 8, 200620 yr Author Hahaha, great picture Nik, you've made me realise how tough it would actually be. Look at those little fuckers, ready to kick and bite and just tire you down to the ground and then knee you in the head until your out of it. I'll go with 13.
May 8, 200620 yr i was too optimistic about 20 you could say that or you could imagine yourself on top of that pile and suffoca.... ok, getting too graphic :embarassed:
May 9, 200620 yr None. I think I would rather run away before I earnestly hit a five year old. I can't even squish spiders!
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