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The Turkey Club!! Come on in and have a "gobble"!!

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Why not? along with mc_squared' date=' Tom Selleck, a few words and of course myself. I think he posts some of the funniest comments on here. You can hardly blame him for certain members lack of humour. I've been online almost everytime that Partridge has and he's never started an arguement with anyone. He only rhetortes when someone slags him off or labels him a "spammer"[/quote']

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That's the way it should be. I'm the same way.:cool:

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Just though that I'd come on for some intelligent conversation' date=' either that or for some amusing threads. The "what's your favourite" are my personal favourites. But the Turkey thread doesn't look like it's going to die anytime soon. Even if hardly any of it is actually about Turkeys.[/quote']

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"Turkeys" with a capital "T"? What do you mean?:confused:

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Anyway, I don't mind, because I'm a nonconformist and randomness rules!!:cool:

I uses a capital T as it's the title of the thread. I thought that I was in the right but I only did A-Level English. I haven't been to uni or anything so I'm probably wrong lol. Also I totally agree, randomness does indeed rule.

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I uses a capital T as it's the title of the thread. I thought that I was in the right but I only did A-Level English. I haven't been to uni or anything so I'm probably wrong lol. Also I totally agree' date=' randomness does indeed rule.[/quote']

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"Turkeys" would have been better, in that case!:P

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Maybe we should form the RPL (Random Posting League)!!;)

It's been seasoned well, I can see that being a tasty morsel.

I think maybe that's a chicken. We cook them sitting upright over an opened can of beer in the US.

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I think maybe that's a chicken. We cook them sitting upright over an opened can of beer in the US.

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Well if it's a chicken, it must have been on steroids!!:shocked2:

I concur with mc_squared on this one. That is quite a large bird, maybe it's a peacock or grouse.

I'd bet on a can of Carlsberg special brew. The true drink of the chav/wino.

Yeah, it's about 500ml I believe, 600 when on offer. This translates as roughly twice the size of a Coke can.

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I'd bet on a can of Carlsberg special brew. The true drink of the chav/wino.

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That's fucking quality mate. I hate Bud, tastes like warm piss.

Oooo 2 sovereign rings' date=' he's mega chav.:laugh3:[/quote']

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Indeed, and note the small signet ring on his left hand. He's like a second rate Mr T. And believe me, after 4 seasons with the T man I know about bling.

Is Michelle Macmanus getting thinner? I bet she's packed a few turkey sandwichs down her throat in her time.

She's a very beautiful woman. A perfect example of the female form you might say.

She's a very beautiful woman. A perfect example of the female form you might say.

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Just admit it faceman, you've slept with her?

To be fair though mate, I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.

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