mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 To be fair though mate' date=' I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.[/quote'] Yes, but THAT really would be "Mission Impossible"!!:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 No woman can elude The Faceman, no matter how fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 No woman can elude The Faceman' date=' no matter how fat.[/quote'] I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this: "All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today, I look like a whale you've gotta say, Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh? All this time - this is a bloody awful song, It just drones on and on and on, My singing career won't last for long..........................." And she was right!! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this: "All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today, I look like a whale you've gotta say, Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh? All this time - this is a bloody awful song, It just drones on and on and on, My singing career won't last for long..........................." And she was right!! :rolleyes: I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Genius, surely with lyrics such as those she's have stayed in both the charts and the peoples hearts for longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories? Whatever gave you that idea?:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Whatever gave you that idea?:P I don't know, i've just got a hunch:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch. And a paunch, too, for that matter!!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out. But unfortunately it certainly wasn't a laugh when she churned her songs out!!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud. RIP Richard!! A true legend of wittiness!!:cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward. Indeed, I always wondered why thet didn't get a true musical expert such as yourself as a judge Alan. After all with all that experience at Radio Norwich surely you're an ideal candidate for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward. Yes - it seems to be well on the way to becoming an "X" show..................... :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 HO, Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 HO' date=' Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC?[/quote'] You can call me anything you like, Faceman, as long as it isn't "Gareth Gates"!!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 You mean G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gates? I'd have thought Will Young would have been a bigger insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insult Spot on, Alan, as ever!! You deserve a gold star!!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Fair enough' date=' I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.[/quote'] Maybe, but GG is a massive tw*t who played "hide the suasage" with Jordan!!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Faceman Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen? Or more to the point, WHY??:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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