May 27, 200620 yr Author To be fair though mate' date=' I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.[/quote']Ā Yes, but THAT really would be "Mission Impossible"!!:laugh3:
May 27, 200620 yr Author No woman can elude The Faceman' date=' no matter how fat.[/quote']Ā I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this:Ā "All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today, I look like a whale you've gotta say, Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?Ā All this time - this is a bloody awful song, It just drones on and on and on, My singing career won't last for long..........................."Ā And she was right!!Ā :rolleyes:
May 27, 200620 yr I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this:Ā "All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today, I look like a whale you've gotta say, Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?Ā All this time - this is a bloody awful song, It just drones on and on and on, My singing career won't last for long..........................."Ā And she was right!!Ā :rolleyes:Ā I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories?
May 27, 200620 yr Genius, surely with lyrics such as those she's have stayed in both the charts and the peoples hearts for longer.
May 27, 200620 yr Author I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories?Ā Whatever gave you that idea?:P
May 27, 200620 yr Author She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch.Ā And a paunch, too, for that matter!!:P
May 27, 200620 yr Author And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out.Ā But unfortunately it certainly wasn't a laugh when she churned her songs out!!:P
May 27, 200620 yr Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud.
May 27, 200620 yr She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.
May 27, 200620 yr Author Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud.Ā RIP Richard!! A true legend of wittiness!!:cry: :cry:
May 27, 200620 yr She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.Ā Indeed, I always wondered why thet didn't get a true musical expert such as yourself as a judge Alan. After all with all that experience at Radio Norwich surely you're an ideal candidate for the job.
May 27, 200620 yr Author She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.Ā Yes - it seems to be well on the way to becoming an "X" show..................... :thinking:
May 27, 200620 yr Author HO' date=' Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC?[/quote']Ā You can call me anything you like, Faceman, as long as it isn't "Gareth Gates"!!:rolleyes:
May 27, 200620 yr You mean G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gates? I'd have thought Will Young would have been a bigger insult.
May 27, 200620 yr Author Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insultĀ Spot on, Alan, as ever!! You deserve a gold star!!:cool:
May 27, 200620 yr Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.
May 27, 200620 yr Author Fair enough' date=' I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.[/quote']Ā Maybe, but GG is a massive tw*t who played "hide the suasage" with Jordan!!;)
May 27, 200620 yr Author Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen?Ā Or more to the point, WHY??:rolleyes:
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