LMAO!!! These stories are so funny....Julia, yours made me laugh..... :uhoh:

this is just something I really do not want to think about... LOL

So why were you looking for money?

 

i went to the mall and i wanted to buy shoes

but i sorta ran outta there after i saw that, so i didnt buy shoes :(

 

 

i always look for money in that drawer and ive never seen condoms there! That's why it's so disturbing. It means they're new :uhoh:

Haha....it's funny somehow..

 

I thought about this just yesterday...I mean if my parents still have sex...because I somehow can't imagine this...

 

then my mum had a women magazin with an article with the headline "What?You still have sex?"hahaha....

 

and in the evening......my parents sleep right next to the living room...I heard my mum shouting "Ouch" out of the bedroom.....:laugh4:

 

but I think it was of something else...

 

but I had some certain thoughts on my mind...haha

 

once i saw my mom reading an article in the newspaper about "Things to do for to surely have an orgasm" :sick:

 

but i think my feelings on this are closest to psychosaiqa

i live in denial, i still believe my parents never ever ever do it, and i was brought to their doorstep by a stork. :smug:

stop making this harddd

once i saw my mom reading an article in the newspaper about "Things to do for to surely have an orgasm" :sick:

 

but i think my feelings on this are closest to psychosaiqa

i live in denial, i still believe my parents never ever ever do it, and i was brought to their doorstep by a stork. :smug:

stop making this harddd

 

hahaha. yeah denial is better. but i tease my parents about them having sex to their face... so its kinda funny i spose

If your parents didn't do the dirty and have sex' date=' you would't be around today[/quote']

Hatched, I tells Ya...HATCHED!!! (If you met my Mom, you'd probably believe me too...lol)

 

THanks for the nightmares, Guys!! G'night!!!

once i saw my mom reading an article in the newspaper about "Things to do for to surely have an orgasm" :sick:

 

but i think my feelings on this are closest to psychosaiqa

i live in denial, i still believe my parents never ever ever do it, and i was brought to their doorstep by a stork. :smug:

stop making this harddd

.....maybe she wasn't reading that article she was just uh....damn, i don't know how to help you deny that one. that's just horrifying. :P ahhhh the stork story...my parents actually never told me that or had the sex talk with me, so they think that i already know everything or that i'm blind and ignorant and have no idea od what a man's ding dong looks like :blush: :sneaky:

^^ lol. i never had the talk either. The media basicly does it all for them. i surely dont wanna know where or how i was made lol.

^^ Me neither. What a good parents we've got :D

 

They bought a book about it to my brother when i was about 7 and i learned all the tricks there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

well, it's normal that they do it, they are people

and everyone do or will have sex.

 

but I'm sure it's really disturbing when you realize that YOUR parents are doing it. I mean YOUR parents, next to your room or whatever.

and they can do it everyone while you are gone. maybe your room.

 

ew

 

 

disturbing indeed.

ew. stop. lol

 

although i must say this right now: my poor, poor children...;);) :sneaky:

well, it's normal that they do it, they are people

and everyone do or will have sex.

 

but I'm sure it's really disturbing when you realize that YOUR parents are doing it. I mean YOUR parents, next to your room or whatever.

and they can do it everyone while you are gone. maybe your room.

 

ew

 

 

disturbing indeed.

EEEWWW is right!!! But I bet more than a couple of us have done it while living with our parents...in their home...I bet that would scare the s**t out of them if they knew..lol!!!

 

Myy Mom and I never had 'The Talk' either...I'm kinda releived...could have been mighty creepy!!

im so glad my parents live on the other side of the house hahaha.

 

my mom tried talking to me about boys once, but i started laughing so much it didn't really work :laugh4: she thought i was crazy, but i think she was glad coz i'm still 'her little baby' :P

i dont think many parents have the talk with their children anymore- the media does do it, that's true

i remember that when my brother was young he asked where babies come from, and my parents baought him this book called "It's not a secret". And there was some stuff about sex in there so i used the same book (my brother is only a year older than me)

 

oh, and the stork story- u just have to watch "Dumbo" :)

Now there's a script for the 'Fake Reality show' thread: The Martins have 'The Talk'.

 

AACCKKK!!! That's either funny, creepy or both...I can't decide!!