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Fake Reality Show: The Martins

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it doesn't matter ... it's a fake reality show anyway, I think my script is kinda good, but who would like to act iT?

 

and keep this tread alive!

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Like I said, I'll play Gwyneth...too bad Chris probably won't play Chris...lol!

 

I think we should let Ian and one of the Mods play Chris n Gwyn...lol!

Somebody should call Fox Broadcasting lol. start us a show.

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Somebody should call Fox Broadcasting lol. start us a show.

I just hope it doesn't end up like 'The Surreal Life'.!

or maybe we could scrounge up odd little vid clips of the boys to put together. it would be a fairly rough dialogue, but it could work. clips from gwyn's movies would work too. ^_^ too bad I'm just a photo person - I'd love to be able to really stitch vids together. just an idea!

I bet Gwyneth would give us some macrobiotic diet tips... like a cooking show! A young Julia Child...?

 

"First, you take the carrot, then you slice it. Then you eat it. And don't forget that vegetable juice of carrots, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, and spinach!"

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"Chris, what have I told you about the veggie dip????"

after a few vids maybe we will hit big time whith this comedy :) like southpark cas it was a flash before it became a movie.

as chris once said in a concert: "there's no excuse to be sat down at this song, please, if you stand up I'll buy you all icecream."

Were loking for actors!

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SERIES UPDATE:

 

The kids are now talking, and apparently Chris is a homeless person in New York,lol. We should resurrect this.:)

haha, oh this thread. it was a good one!

 

yes, there could be some GREAT storylines with apple and moses!!

 

i'd still kill for this show, even though it would be a total guilty pleasure. a) i'd be disappointed in them if they did anything like this and b) i'd feel guilty about watching it. but still. i think it would be HILARIOUS.

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I really hope they never actually do it, but it would be fun for us to try and put it together. I know somw X Files fans that know how to make videos of images and sound bytes...I might try something like that with The Martins,lol.

Episode 4325 title: 'Chris is still addicted to read Coldplaying.com' :laugh3:

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LOL! I still have the sound bytes everyone odnated for the How We See The World CD, so we could even have a few coldplayers interacting with Chris!:D

^LMFAO!!!!!

guy giving us a detailed tour of his range rover and hiding all the empty bottles of stella beer scattered on the floor

chris changing diapers and modeling all his black clothing

will watching football matches screaming at the TV, forgetting the camera is there

chriss shrine to jonny in the back of his closet

:)

 

drunken phone calls from Guy in the middle of the night....Chris yelling out Jonny's name in his sleep :sneaky:.......Chris hiding from Gwyneth to eat junk food...those wacky Martins :laugh3:

 

 

:laugh3::lol::laugh3: this might be the only reality show I would want to watch !

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