"Man KNOWS, donkey THINKS...I think so!"

And now...a bit darker...

 

"Optimism is blindness."

REGISMANSET

 

"A liar must have great memory."

KVINTILIAN

 

"It's dangerous to be honest if you're not stupid."

G.B.SHAW

 

"The one who has no money, means and pleasures - misses three very good friends."

A.GRAF

 

"Money may not be everything in human life, but it's far ahead of all the things that are on the second place." :)

I googled funny quotes...I dont personally know many off hand.

 

"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

Ilie Nastase

 

"The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'."

Hal Eaton

 

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

Carrot Top.

 

"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."

Les Dawson

 

Funny Stuff..eh? eh...??

 

Good Stuff!

im reminded again of my friend's stupidy....

 

once we were talking about world's capitals.

so i asked my friend "What's the capital of Australia?"- since most ppl think it's sydney when it's really canbarra...

 

and she said "New Zealand" (!!!!) :o :stunned:

 

 

 

yea i was shocked too....

The feeling of, not being needed by anyone is out of this world isn't it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:cry:

"What a good thing Adam had: When he said something nobody had said it before!"

Mark Twain

 

"Lalalalalalalalalalaaa....." Wild world-Cat Stevens

there are enough good reasons to think that this world is beautiful :nice:- ivri lider

nothing matters except life & the love u make---Chris Martin,best singer ever! :nice:

"Face it man, it's just not possible to fry and egg using a bicycle-powered hairdryer" (from red dwarf)