rayman Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 oh, from a random moment in my newswriting class... Prof: My dad's friend was a mechanic in Chicago, and Al Capone used his garage...they'd fix up their cars with special tanks to carry certain things... Me: Kool Aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 LOL Kool aid? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 here is something from my math lesson: math teacher: who can tell me the sum of this exercise.....? No one? Ok....x what did you find out? X: Nothing I'm still working at it... teacher: Y what about you? Y: I am also working.... teacher: Z what did you find out? Z: I am also working... teacher (angry): Man WHO ISN'T CURRENTLY WORKING??? Me (raising my hand) teacher (happy): Yay finally...Julia please! Me: I have been dreaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 ^^:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 very nice, julia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackchickintheback Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "Well, I spell 'stupid' L-A-U-R-E-N!!!"-me me and Lauren(Rocker in front): "I went to Chemistry Help. I reeeally need an A!" "What do you have now?" "a B." "And you went to Chemistry Help for that!?!!!!" "I don't get chemistry!" "YOU HAVE A B- YOU MUST GET SOMETHING!!!!" "a drunk mind tells a sober heart"...or something like that. It was written on my friend's hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "Emily, you haven't been doing this every Friday for 3 years, so of course you like it." "Shut up, fat-ass." "Emily. Emily. Emily." "WHAT?" "Come in here with me. The kitten waaaants you." I hate people. "Emmy, bring me some hangers in the closet up there." "Emily, do some random chore that I'm making you do because I don't want to do it." "Emily, you're not working on homework or anything, go give the cat a bath." "Emily, you're an idiot who can't do algebra, and by the way, you're dumb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 EMILY, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF EMILY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow_fever Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 editttttt :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 EMILY' date=' YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF EMILY![/quote'] You don't even know. If I had a penny for everytime somebody called for me, I'd be rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 i know...ugh, it's frustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Maybe someday I'll change my name to Zorthargneshinstein. Or something really hard to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Always be careful around any guy who brings a spoon to a knife fight. This means one of two things. He's either really crazy, or he's really good at killing people with spoons. Either way, avoid him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 "I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 AND FEED YOU WITH IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 D= Why a spoon, cousin? BECAUSE IT'S DULL AND WILL HURT MORE, YOU TWIT. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 will it be a rusty spoon? that adds a stinging sensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Maybe even tetanus if you're lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 ooooooooh, pain and suffering. delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 ^^What the hell is your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 a random pic from Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 It scares me a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 i've been told it's a little creepy, but for some reason, it draws me... i'm weird, if you haven't already figured it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Quite weird. But I'm a bit weird too. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grace Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 -Herr Groß, Sie sind so ein Arschloch! -Ach, bin ich das? -Ja! -Das geht doch nicht! :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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