oh, from a random moment in my newswriting class...

 

Prof: My dad's friend was a mechanic in Chicago, and Al Capone used his garage...they'd fix up their cars with special tanks to carry certain things...

 

Me: Kool Aid?

LOL Kool aid? :P

here is something from my math lesson:

 

math teacher: who can tell me the sum of this exercise.....? No one? Ok....x what did you find out?

X: Nothing I'm still working at it...

teacher: Y what about you?

Y: I am also working....

teacher: Z what did you find out?

Z: I am also working...

teacher (angry): Man WHO ISN'T CURRENTLY WORKING???

Me (raising my hand)

teacher (happy): Yay finally...Julia please!

Me: I have been dreaming!

^^:laugh3:

very nice, julia

"Well, I spell 'stupid' L-A-U-R-E-N!!!"-me

 

me and Lauren(Rocker in front):

"I went to Chemistry Help. I reeeally need an A!"

"What do you have now?"

"a B."

"And you went to Chemistry Help for that!?!!!!"

"I don't get chemistry!"

"YOU HAVE A B- YOU MUST GET SOMETHING!!!!"

 

"a drunk mind tells a sober heart"...or something like that. It was written on my friend's hand...

"Emily, you haven't been doing this every Friday for 3 years, so of course you like it."

"Shut up, fat-ass."

 

"Emily. Emily. Emily."

"WHAT?"

"Come in here with me. The kitten waaaants you."

 

I hate people.

 

"Emmy, bring me some hangers in the closet up there."

"Emily, do some random chore that I'm making you do because I don't want to do it."

"Emily, you're not working on homework or anything, go give the cat a bath."

 

"Emily, you're an idiot who can't do algebra, and by the way, you're dumb."

EMILY, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF EMILY!

editttttt :wacky:

EMILY' date=' YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF EMILY![/quote']

 

 

You don't even know.

 

If I had a penny for everytime somebody called for me, I'd be rich.

i know...ugh, it's frustrating.

Maybe someday I'll change my name to Zorthargneshinstein. Or something really hard to say.

Always be careful around any guy who brings a spoon to a knife fight. This means one of two things. He's either really crazy, or he's really good at killing people with spoons. Either way, avoid him.

"I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!"

AND FEED YOU WITH IT

D=

 

Why a spoon, cousin?

 

BECAUSE IT'S DULL AND WILL HURT MORE, YOU TWIT.

 

Or something like that.

will it be a rusty spoon? that adds a stinging sensation.

Maybe even tetanus if you're lucky.

ooooooooh, pain and suffering.

 

delicious

^^What the hell is your avatar?

a random pic from Flickr

It scares me a little bit.

i've been told it's a little creepy, but for some reason, it draws me...

 

i'm weird, if you haven't already figured it out

Quite weird.

 

But I'm a bit weird too. :wacko:

-Herr Groß, Sie sind so ein Arschloch!

-Ach, bin ich das?

-Ja!

-Das geht doch nicht! :cry: