Hi all

as the title says let's invent a history

anything you want

 

so i wonder someone starts cause i barely have imagination :sweatdrop:

understand me plz hehe :embarrased:

Invent history?

 

Ok

 

The world started over 2 thousand years ago and was built by a man named 'Bob'

he had a big house where he lived with his wife...

With his wife he had three kids: Marley, Bob Jr., and Billie

His wife was called 'Anne' She liked goats - thats why they kids!

 

Also a stranger called 'Ted' appeared, and he liked to..

Make fun of Bob.

Bob was the youngest

he was thin and he had an ugly white hair

Bob had yellow teeth and warts.

One day, Ted decided to kidnap Bob Jr.

and he became a very good friend of bob Jr.'s mom

That is, until Bob Jr.'s mom found out his little secret.

He's gay.

And he listens to Coldplay.

 

[sorry, I had to...]

Ugh! :P

And yet Ted was a fastastical guy. All the fantastical ones are gay.

he loved shiver song and Anne(mother) found the secret, she decided to help him because she didn't like his son

Against his mom's wishes, he had a relationship with a guy named Tim.

tim was a sailor and he

well, we all know what that means

LOL

Bob's Mom pushed Tim off a steam boat

Tim fell into a swarm of sharks, and got eaten up rather brutishly.

Tim have a bad taste (that's what the sharks said)

After that bob's mom returned to her home to see what was happening

mom found her brother in bed with her best friend.

cause her brother was sick and her best friend was taking care of him