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I'LL GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW

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WITH THAT GIRL CALLED BRIGHT

 

 

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But hey' date=' cara de culo, I've fucking shot you once![/quote']

 

I'M GOD.. I'LL NEVER DIE

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GOD' date=' I LOVE YOU![/quote']

 

ERMMM ME TOO

Oh Jah! We be havin' a jammin' wedding party!! I'd offer to have your child, but you know...I ain't exactly no virgin! *wink*

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IN MY COUNTRY SHE IS HARLETT OF LOVE

 

DO BRIGHT LIKE SMALL CREATURE?

 

GET ME HOME

 

AND OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT INVITED

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Oh Jah! We be havin' a jammin' wedding party!! I'd offer to have your child' date=' but you know...I ain't exactly no virgin! *wink*[/quote']

 

just give some fuckin' eggs

IN MY COUNTRY SHE IS HARLETT OF LOVE

 

DO BRIGHT LIKE SMALL CREATURE?

 

GET ME HOME

I'm open for anyone, Чебурашка :blush:

 

and I'm not afraid to cheat on my husbamd

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Can I entertain the guests at the party?

 

I'm a great entertainer

 

 

I'll let tony shoot you.. that'd be fun

just give some fuckin' eggs

 

I only got fuckin' dope! Ever since I took up smokin', I forgot how to lay eggs.

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I only got fuckin' dope! Ever since I took up smokin'' date=' I forgot how to lay eggs.[/quote']

 

 

oh stupid chicken.. give me some eggs right now

hello GOD.... we've met before haven't we.......... :thinking:

I'll let tony shoot you.. that'd be fun

 

oh no that made me laugh

 

it's ok for me

 

I can still live on in my dreams

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hello GOD.... we've met before haven't we.......... :thinking:

 

I know you girl...

 

:whip: don't you remember

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oh no that made me laugh

 

it's ok for me

 

I can still live on in my dreams

 

 

it's ok then

you'll bring us all the fun

 

:wink:

I know you girl...

 

:whip: don't you remember

 

how can I forget!! :whip:

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how can I forget!! :whip:

 

that was fun.. but now i'm a married guy

 

:sneaky:

I'll let tony shoot you.. that'd be fun

shut it! I decide who tony will shoot

oh stupid chicken.. give me some eggs right now

 

Ok. I'll do me best...*squat, grunt, push, squalk*

 

There you go...oh, sorry Mon, that's just poop! Oh well, you're God. Turn it into eggs, I'm goin' for a smoke!!

that was fun.. but now i'm a married guy

 

:sneaky:

 

:cry:

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