Hmm. What shall we ask first precious?

 

What goes about on four legss in the morning, two legs at noon, and on three legss in the evening?

 

Can anyone answer thiss?

Man :nice:

 

 

Another one: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes And yet never grows?

Man :nice:

 

Yess preciouss, an old one that iss. Older than Sméagol.

 

An old one you asks too. Sméagol knows, yes precious, Sméagol knows.

 

Does anyone else knowss as well?

a whore?

Just edited my post, solve the riddle :nice:

a whore?

 

whorses tall as trees? Silly answer. Bad, silly answer.

 

Unless... you mean a troll, precious?

Not really, now you should show me the way out of .. this .. :P

Will no one else answer Ergf's riddle? Does no one know the answer?

:smug: I get to eat you all now, that's what the book says anyway.

:smug: I get to eat you all now' date=' that's what the book says anyway.[/quote']

 

There will be no eatings precious. We've had fish today. Nasty tricksy Baggins should have been eaten. He stole and cheated, yes precious. His riddle wasn't fair! Not fair at all.

oh Lord-y :confused:

No one knows it at all?

 

Mountains it is. Mountains, precious.

Another one then, in my huge goodness I'll give you another chance ...

 

Thirty white horses on a red hill,

First they champ,

Then they stamp,

Then they stand still.

Another one then, in my huge goodness I'll give you another chance ...

 

Thirty white horses on a red hill,

First they champ,

Then they stamp,

Then they stand still.

 

Baggins asked us that. Tricksy Baggins. Chestnuts then, chestnuts now.

 

Teeth they are. Though there should be thirty-two. And we have only six, precious.

 

Are you- are you from the Shire, precious? Like that nasty Bagginses?

I gotta riddle for ya,

what medical apliance is chasing me and whats to make me in soup?

?=

Eh Steve!

What did my avi look like before?

Gollum. You're alright.

anymore riddles from my favorites sexy bitches??????

This thing all things devours:

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.:nice:

Hello Ergf, Hello Bob

 

This is Juicy Grandma talking!

 

Wanna some pancakes?

Of course. Are it typical Jamaican pancakes ?

What do ya think?

 

Of course they are!!

 

with some of my own bodyhair to give it some taste

Ergf seems sexy. You wanna join an orgy???? Riiick Dream && I would like another sexy bitch in the mix.

What do ya think?

 

Of course they are!!

 

with some of my own bodyhair to give it some taste

 

 

Sounds pretty ... unique :P

Heey, that's my man!

 

He's eating my pancakes..rememer?

 

You already have Rick