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Funky's Demise...A Sad Sad Ting

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Funky's Ghost here. I gave blood before I smoked up, and I got real real dizzy! Den I thought I saw Chris Martin on da other side of da road and tried to cross it to trow myself into his lovin' arms!! I didn't even see dat KFC delivery van! How iroic! Now I'm up in Chicken Heaven Jammin' with Bob Marley!

 

Just say 'NO' to drugs, kids. Or you could end up like me!

 

Here's a little song to remember me by. Sorry it ain't da Reggae version, But Bobby's up here, so he can't record a cover!

 

(coldplay - A Ghost) http://www.sendspace.com/file/atr3bz

Before You Die Join The Gays! :)

 

You Can Die As A Proud Person Then! :)

I'll say no to gays and yes to homosexuality.

 

This Is The Smartest Thing I've Read Today! :)

 

Congrats! You Are The New Leader Of Homosexual Coldplay Fans! :)

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