January 5, 200719 yr Are you kidding? This one is fantastic! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: maybe bad means good in this context? :idea2:
January 5, 200719 yr maybe bad means good in this context? :idea2: Well you're bound to like this one: Q. How do you make a Swiss roll?? A. Push him off the side of the mountain............................... :rolleyes:
January 5, 200719 yr Well you're bound to like this one: Q. How do you make a Swiss roll?? A. Push him off the side of the mountain............................... :rolleyes: this just reminds me that i didnt know that swiss rolls were called like this until i went to england. its weird, i dont even think they are swiss.
January 5, 200719 yr this just reminds me that i didnt know that swiss rolls were called like this until i went to england. its weird, i dont even think they are swiss. Nope - but they sure are tasty!! Especially the choccy ones!!:D
January 5, 200719 yr Says one tree to another "What a shame trees can't speak" Hahahahaha okay,i'd better stop laughing now :wacko: Some of the jokes are..extremely bad, but ah so funny and some of them are just extremely funny (yes, there is a difference between these two cases!)
January 5, 200719 yr You mean "H(a)i!" "Wo?"------??? No I mean: A couple is sitting in bed, suddenly the woman asks "Do you want to marry?"/"Willst du heiraten?" or at least this is what the guy thinks she is asking. So he says 'yes'. The woman takes a hammer and hits the man on the head with it. After hours the man wakes up and asks "What the hell was that?" "Oh a hammerhead shark "/"Ein Hammerhai." Q. How do you make a Swiss roll?? A. Push him off the side of the mountain............................... That was actually the first one in here that made me laugh. :P
January 5, 200719 yr Nope - but they sure are tasty!! Especially the choccy ones!!:D true but strawberry ones are a lot better!
January 6, 200719 yr Some of these actually made me laugh. Maybe it's because I'm so easy to entertain. Chemistry Joke! Silver and Bronze walk in a bar and see Gold! Bronze says, "Eh! A U!" :dozey:
January 6, 200719 yr That's still not good. :laugh3: "Interrupting starfish" is better... Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting starfish! Interrupting-- *palm to face* Are you supposed to smack the person? :P I don't care-I'm going to tell it to somebody and then smack them. This one is funny when the asker gets irritated: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nobody "Nobody" who? .... I saw someone tell it to this girl at school and she kept saying, "NOBODY WHO?!"
January 6, 200719 yr there're some like: Do you know Bam the dog? There's a dog, crossing the street. A car is coming and BAM! the dog... Do you know Flip flap the giraffe? There's a giraffe in the savannah, and an helicopter comes, with tourists in... The helicopter comes closer to the giraffe and suddenly, FLIP FLAP the giraffe... Do you know WizWiz the penguin? There's a penguin on the ice, walking and suddenly WizWiz the penguin... Ok, there're a bit lame, but those three jokes made me cracking up during hours...
January 6, 200719 yr Are you supposed to smack the person? :P I don't care-I'm going to tell it to somebody and then smack them. This one is funny when the asker gets irritated: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nobody "Nobody" who? .... I saw someone tell it to this girl at school and she kept saying, "NOBODY WHO?!" I'll never get these 'knock knock' jokes, I talked about this with my best friend and she said the same thing. I only know them from american tv shows and always wondered what the fuck they were about. American humor...
January 6, 200719 yr there're some like: Do you know Bam the dog? There's a dog, crossing the street. A car is coming and BAM! the dog... Do you know Flip flap the giraffe? There's a giraffe in the savannah, and an helicopter comes, with tourists in... The helicopter comes closer to the giraffe and suddenly, FLIP FLAP the giraffe... Do you know WizWiz the penguin? There's a penguin on the ice, walking and suddenly WizWiz the penguin... Ok, there're a bit lame, but those three jokes made me cracking up during hours... :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Funny
January 6, 200719 yr I'll never get these 'knock knock' jokes' date=' I talked about this with my best friend and she said the same thing. I only know them from american tv shows and always wondered what the fuck they were about. American humor...[/quote'] Maybe - but this one's very British............................ Knock, knock............... Who's There? Doctor. Doctor Who?? Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes:
January 6, 200719 yr Maybe - but this one's very British............................ Knock, knock............... Who's There? Doctor. Doctor Who?? Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes: :lol: Love it!
January 6, 200719 yr Another good one here................................. How do you keep an idiot in suspense??:rolleyes:
January 6, 200719 yr Maybe - but this one's very British............................ Knock, knock............... Who's There? Doctor. Doctor Who?? Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes: :lol:
January 6, 200719 yr Anything with Doctor Who will make me laugh. And how would you know who he is??:rolleyes:
January 6, 200719 yr How come??:confused: Where are you??:rolleyes: Who are you taking me for? I'm not British...but I've heard of Doctor Who :wink:
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