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Unusual thing that happened today...

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I forgot to go to school today... Man' date=' I really forgot. It was the first school day after Christmas holidays.... Fuck, huh.[/quote']

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha....oh my...now that is funny...I can't imagine forgetting to go to school.,......mwhahahaha

 

marry me...haha

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hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha....oh my...now that is funny...I can't imagine forgetting to go to school.,......mwhahahaha

 

marry me...haha

 

:stunned:

 

A lesbian wedding??

hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha....oh my...now that is funny...I can't imagine forgetting to go to school.,......mwhahahaha

 

marry me...haha

Ow I... I'd love to :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

One unusual thing that happened to me today was that Lera said she'd love to marry me but posted an uhoh smiley afterwards...:uhoh:

Well.... Female marriages are not allowed in my country :sad2:

Well.... Female marriages are not allowed in my country :sad2:

 

Is that a disappointment for you??:rolleyes:

Not?:stunned:

 

nahnah......sounds rather old-fashioned I'd say...:bigcry:

 

but you could still move to Germany...:wacko:

Not?:stunned:

 

nahnah......sounds rather old-fashioned I'd say...:bigcry:

 

but you could still move to Germany...:wacko:

Ahhh that's a good thought :blush:

 

So how many kids you want to adopt? :wacko:

 

I have a few in my mind (especially Cheburashka :cheesy: )

 

 

@Markish Marko Marky Mark: are you jealous? :crown:

Ahhh that's a good thought :blush:

 

So how many kids you want to adopt? :wacko:

 

I have a few in my mind (especially Cheburashka :cheesy: )

 

 

@Markish Marko Marky Mark: are you jealous? :crown:

 

Guess again!!:rolleyes:

 

This could be the first Coldplaying lesbian wedding!!:D

I cleaned my kitchen that's the unusual thing that's happened today....

I cleaned my kitchen that's the unusual thing that's happened today....

 

I take it that's an extremely rare occurrence, then!!:P

Ahhh that's a good thought :blush:

 

So how many kids you want to adopt? :wacko:

 

I have a few in my mind (especially Cheburashka :cheesy: )

 

 

@Markish Marko Marky Mark: are you jealous? :crown:

 

 

Yeah isn't it dear?:kiss:

mwha

 

Cheburashka?Hmmmmmm.......isn't that the teddy bear?.....well for me it does not matter how many....it depends on who they are:wacko:

Yeah isn't it dear?:kiss:

mwha

 

Cheburashka?Hmmmmmm.......isn't that the teddy bear?.....well for me it does not matter how many....it depends on who they are:wacko:

Well, Cheburashka is not a bear exactly.... it's just cheburashka :wacky:

 

Oh, I think I should choose a wedding dress then and all :blush:

Well, Cheburashka is not a bear exactly.... it's just cheburashka :wacky:

 

Oh, I think I should choose a wedding dress then and all :blush:

 

Is it true that the most popular place for lesbian weddings is Les Vegas??:rolleyes:

Is it true that the most popular place for lesbian weddings is Les Vegas??:rolleyes:

I don't know, you're the one who's obsessed with lesbians, not me :wacko:

Well, Cheburashka is not a bear exactly.... it's just cheburashka :wacky:

 

Oh, I think I should choose a wedding dress then and all :blush:

 

 

oh ok then.....just cheburashka:wacky:

 

I hope he is a good child....or it is a good cheburashka?

 

however---

 

awwwwwwwww....yeah that'd be nice....hmmm would you mind me coming in a suit to the wedding?I mean I am still looking for a dress for my graduation....so looking for two dresses would be even more stressful:nice:

 

oh btw....I will tell the others that I'll bring my wife to the prom night:dance:

oh ok then.....just cheburashka:wacky:

 

I hope he is a good child....or it is a good cheburashka?

 

however---

 

awwwwwwwww....yeah that'd be nice....hmmm would you mind me coming in a suit to the wedding?I mean I am still looking for a dress for my graduation....so looking for two dresses would be even more stressful:nice:

 

oh btw....I will tell the others that I'll bring my wife to the prom night:dance:

 

So you've given up on guys already??:rolleyes:

oh ok then.....just cheburashka:wacky:

 

I hope he is a good child....or it is a good cheburashka?

 

however---

 

awwwwwwwww....yeah that'd be nice....hmmm would you mind me coming in a suit to the wedding?I mean I am still looking for a dress for my graduation....so looking for two dresses would be even more stressful:nice:

 

oh btw....I will tell the others that I'll bring my wife to the prom night:dance:

Yeah he's a good kid.... I hope we'll see him around soon :nice:

 

Oh of course you can come in suit.... That's even good, like on a real wedding... Ahhh so sweet.... I mean, now I can be sure I won't die alone :heart:

 

 

Aw I hope your friends will like me :surprised:

I don't know' date=' you're the one who's obsessed with lesbians, not me :wacko:[/quote']

 

Well you're the one planning to marry Julia!!:rolleyes:

Well you're the one planning to marry Julia!!:rolleyes:

As far as I know we're going to marry in Germany, not Las vegas.... wanna come? :uhoh:

Yeah he's a good kid.... I hope we'll see him around soon :nice:

 

Oh of course you can come in suit.... That's even good, like on a real wedding... Ahhh so sweet.... I mean, now I can be sure I won't die alone :heart:

 

 

Aw I hope your friends will like me :surprised:

 

Yes Mark:Since that one and only disappointment I had some weeks ago I have given up:nice:

 

 

 

 

awwwww....so I can get to know him and teach him german:blush:

so the first weeks you have to bring him up....because I don't speak his language...:wink:

 

oh I'm sure my friends will like you...if not then I don't care....as long as we have us...this is what counts:wacky:

 

yeah that's why I thought of it....me coming in a suit....but I'll come in a white suit if that's ok....and awwwwwwww yeah you're right I won't die alone either...we can have kids, build a house and live a life in harmony....:heart:

Yes Mark:Since that one and only disappointment I had some weeks ago I have given up:nice:

 

 

 

 

awwwww....so I can get to know him and teach him german:blush:

so the first weeks you have to bring him up....because I don't speak his language...:wink:

 

oh I'm sure my friends will like you...if not then I don't care....as long as we have us...this is what counts:wacky:

 

yeah that's why I thought of it....me coming in a suit....but I'll come in a white suit if that's ok....and awwwwwwww yeah you're right I won't die alone either...we can have kids, build a house and live a life in harmony....:heart:

Oh I'll be a mommy :wacko:

 

We can teach our kids german, russian, english, spanish and all....

 

Hay I remember the picture of you and your sister in white suits.... You actually looked very nice :nice:

 

I'm so happy to build a family with you :cheesy:

 

Eh, by the way, I'm afraid Mark's gonna get too excited now :uhoh:

YEEEEEES....you can be the mummy and I'll be the Daddy earning money etc....:cheesy:

 

even spanish......I hope you're good at it....

 

awwwwwwww thanks a lot.....so do you like it the 70s style or shall I wear it in a modern style?:wacko:

 

and oh my....I'm also damn happy.....you know I was a bit afraid to ask you....but now I am so happy I finally did:blush:

 

well I guess Mark has already booked a ticket to Les Vegas....:uhoh:

YEEEEEES....you can be the mummy and I'll be the Daddy earning money etc....:cheesy:

 

even spanish......I hope you're good at it....

 

awwwwwwww thanks a lot.....so do you like it the 70s style or shall I wear it in a modern style?:wacko:

 

and oh my....I'm also damn happy.....you know I was a bit afraid to ask you....but now I am so happy I finally did:blush:

 

well I guess Mark has already booked a ticket to Les Vegas....:uhoh:

70-s style all the way :dance:

 

We can even use some Beatles (or Zombies or Kinks or whatever else) songs for our wedding :dance:

 

Like, 'Julia' :nice:

 

Why were you afraid to ask me? I'm so pleased that you chose me... You know, you could've picked any guy around.... and you chose me, though I'm not even a guy.... ahh :pleased:

 

Well since we're ging to marry in Germany I believe Mark's gonna spend a few days alone in Vegas surrounded by gay prostitutes and banana queens :anxious:

70-s style all the way :dance:

 

We can even use some Beatles (or Zombies or Kinks or whatever else) songs for our wedding :dance:

 

Like, 'Julia' :nice:

 

Why were you afraid to ask me? I'm so pleased that you chose me... You know, you could've picked any guy around.... and you chose me, though I'm not even a guy.... ahh :pleased:

 

Well since we're ging to marry in Germany I believe Mark's gonna spend a few days alone in Vegas surrounded by gay prostitutes and banana queens :anxious:

 

 

:elvis:

 

awwwwwwww.....yeah I want to use "Here comes the sun" and "something":heart:

 

so if we use "Julia" we should also use "Valerie" by the Zutons...;)

 

Oh well you impressed me with the statement that you forgot to go to school today (wich is really true....hahahah) and so I thought you must be a reliable person....exactly what I am looking for.....and there was no matching guy around right at that moment...:P:cheesy:

 

so why not?I'm sure he'll feel well there.....:nice:

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