i cant beleive i missed this

i evened it out. its hard to be a penis

cause if it gets hit your screwed

:lol: :laugh4:

it is the most painful thing that has happened to me

 

some one threw a baseball and it hit me right there

some one threw a baseball and it hit me right there

 

That's excatly what i wanted to know

yes it is isnt it

Should have really gave that Penis a raise...

 

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

 

 

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

 

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

 

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

 

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

 

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

 

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

 

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

 

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

 

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

 

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

 

From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

:shocked2:

Ouch

hahaha i think Zizzi means penis in french.. the irony

^love your sig will haha

hehe :p