Hello. I would like to request your attention. This thread shall bring out the toff in us all! :toff:

bored??

What a rude question Miss Lore. You indeed should have said "Are You Bored Squire Qwerty?"

:laugh3:

 

r u bored man?

There shall be no Tomfoolery in this thread, Miss Lore. This thread is for conversations of the highest class

:sick: I guess I'll have to left this thread then

I'm sorry Miss Lore. Would you be so kind to let me teach you Politeness?

ohhh ok

First of all always use correct spelling and grammar. Never exaggerate the use of one letter. Also, you must also use :toff: as much as possible.

Maybe now you can try to communicate with a sophisticated being like me :toff:

I will not talk like you, you mean meanerson.

I'll try Mr Andrew

 

How are you today :toff:?

:sick:

 

ohhh I'm too bored today.. I feel like a spammer

OH MY! I am very offended! How do you find me a 'Mean Meanerson' in your street language?

I'll try Mr Andrew

 

How are you today :toff:?

 

I am doing very well. And how is your day today?

It is a lovely day indeed! :toff:

OH MY! I am very offended! How do you find me a 'Mean Meanerson' in your street language?

 

 

 

I dunno.

Oh yes! :toff: I see soon it will be your 20,000 postervesary! What A great landmark!

:laugh3:

 

How would be a polite way to celebrate that special event?

We shall surely need tea!:toff: What kind would you prefer?

I don't really know... any kind of tea would be perfect anyway :toff:

 

 

tea and cookies :wacko:

Indeed! :toff: Tea is the beverage of the Superior mind!

No, it is not.

Then what do you think it might be, Miss Emily?

Jolly good, fancy a game of croquet with a glass of port my fine fellow.

Indeed! How has your day been Squire David? :toff: