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My friends sometimes call me weird

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, and Chris martin loves you back :wacky:

 

 

 

:lol:

Mareking.com ? Oh my, if that ever happens i wanna be the first one to be banned! :uhoh:

 

Lets finish this awesome post with a quote *prepares to post some Alexander pope quote*

 

*thinks again: bah fuck it*

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

the question is... who would be a mod in Mareking.com??

 

Reg??

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it'd be a funny site.. but still we all would be banned so :bigcry:

I wouldnt wait to be banned, hell i'd ban myself :wacko:

:laugh3:

 

this thread will win the thread of the year award

:laugh3:

 

this thread will win the thread of the year award

 

Probably, my other ykw thread might lose nooooo :bigcry:

 

Why did i have to make this thread funny? :disappointed:

:laugh3:

Ok duuuuude :uhoh:

 

*leaves thread in panic*

You arent the reason why this thread will win ! IN FACT CHRIS MY LOVE IS THE REASON :love:

 

 

you're weird :uhoh:

 

why don't just like a normal person.. maybe a girl from your class .. then your friends wouldn't call you weird

You arent the reason why this thread will win ! IN FACT CHRIS MY LOVE IS THE REASON :love:

 

Were you by any chance hit during testing of that "gay" bomb which was mentioned in another thread??:rolleyes:

Were you by any chance hit during testing of that "gay" bomb which was mentioned in another thread??:rolleyes:

 

:laugh3:

 

is even more normal to like a guy from your school.. then you'd have more chances :wink3:

:laugh3:

 

is even more normal to like a guy from your school.. then you'd have more chances :wink3:

 

Well obviously not in his case, as the "gay" ones probably think he's weird, too.................... :rolleyes:

:laugh4: because he is more sexy than any other girl except Matty haha cant decide :uhoh:

 

Since when has Matt been a girl :confused:?

Since your future husband thinks he is? :wacky:

Ah riight!

 

But as far as i know girls usually have boobs and they don't have stuff in their pants :uhoh:

 

But hey, one certain man has no maracas either......

Ah riight!

 

But as far as i know girls usually have boobs and they don't have stuff in their pants :uhoh:

 

But hey, one certain man has no maracas either......

 

I know but guess he doesnt know about that :uhoh:

Ah riight!

 

But as far as i know girls usually have boobs and they don't have stuff in their pants :uhoh:

 

 

What about Serena Williams??:rolleyes:

I know but guess he doesnt know about that :uhoh:

 

Myeah, i guess the "girls" he's had were a bit different :wacky:

 

*cough.not.someone.from.this.board.cough*

 

 

 

What about Serena Williams??:rolleyes:

 

Dunno what's in her pants, but according to pics she's got boobs.

I guess this pic from the muse thread fits perfectly here :wacko:

 

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Myeah, i guess the "girls" he's had were a bit different :wacky:

 

*cough.not.someone.from.this.board.cough*

 

 

 

Dunno what's in her pants, but according to pics she's got boobs.

 

Well there's definitely something not quite right about her. For a start she's more muscly than her boyfriend!!:rolleyes:

Well there's definitely something not quite right about her. For a start she's more muscly than her boyfriend!!:rolleyes:

 

Ah c'mon..she plays tennis! She can't be a fattie either.

But the fact is that she's a girl and Matt isn't!

So i don't really get why someone would say chris is prettier than any girl except Matt :thinking:

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