1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

are you a woman?

Do I look like one of them??

so why did you start every sentence with a "we" when you're referring to women...

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

anyway.. when you talk about Matt and Chris you Do sound like a woman :P

this explains why you fancy chris and matt.

 

 

 

 

edit. someone was faster:P

I think he wants to be a woman..didnt you see that pic with marek in woman clothes and make up? :laugh4:

So Spamarek wasn't lying about not being gay after all!! There was another reason for his actions!!:stunned:

He and Dumbledore...? :p

Oh damn..Now i told his secret :uhoh:

I think he wants to be a woman..didnt you see that pic with marek in woman clothes and make up? :laugh4:

 

which pic :uhoh:

Oh just ask him..I guess he got more pictures about himself in woman clothes :rolleyes:

I think he wants to be like this

 

which pic :uhoh:

 

I think mr renny has it all ready for you :lol:

Don't be ridiculous.. Marek would never be seen with blue curlers :P

Don't be ridiculous.. Marek would never be seen with blue curlers :P

 

Is his favourite song by Shania Twain by any chance??:rolleyes:

I think mr renny has it all ready for you :lol:

 

 

 

Mwhahahaha, i wonder who's the father, Matt or Chris :wacko:

 

:lol:

:wink3:

16. We can have multiple orgasms and never have the problem of premature ejaculation.

17. We can kiss people of the same sex and still be found attractive by throngs of men.

 

Any more? :P

I bet he would love to be at this party :rolleyes:

 

:laugh4:

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:laugh3: Ohhh Marek...

whats wrong with him(?) ?

With marek? Everything :P

whats wrong with him(?) ?

 

Is that normal behaviour where you come from, then??:stunned:

Is that normal behaviour where you come from, then??:stunned:

 

hmm i think i didnt get you sorry..

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everything? weird.