Please feel free to post anything here you feel is "completely pointless".:rolleyes:

If I posted this pointless thread into the completely pointless thread it would disappear into another world :P

grass isn't pointless :thinking:

They scare me....they also seem extremely pointless...

 

Hey Mark, you need to tell us where you went...because I still reckon you went to live in the woods...:dozey:

He's gone camping...

 

...in more ways then one.

:dozey:

Mark, I still want some of Posh's clothes, you hear me:veryangry2::veryangry2:!!

 

 

:D

Ahhhh...you're discussing Posh. Well, that fits this thread.:laugh3: (Mark, don't stretch those shoes too much before you give them to Rachael!!)

Yeah and clean before hand too :D

He's gone camping...

 

...in more ways then one.

 

 

 

You mean he is "camp"?

You mean he is "camp"?

 

Yes...

 

Allegedly

Oh.....:laugh3:

How did you come to the conclusion that is is camp????

That he loves Victoria Beckham.

Well i don't think he loves her,he just loves taking the piss outta her..:laugh2:

victoria beckham is sexy and i wanna have her goddamn babies.

 

Are you feeling alright Grace?

a bit too thin!!!

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of South Carolina chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

 

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

 

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, " it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOI3Df9gXQ8

 

pm me for my address.

 

pm me for my address.

 

That's an offer I can't refuse ;)

Oh this has turned!! :sick:

 

Gonna get you so good

Who the heck is this cave dweller? :laugh2: