yahhhh

yellowasapieceofshit

you are pretty creepy

OH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

 

you're too desperate and hairy. i need some strong person.

IM STRONG WHERE IT COUNTS ;)

Scary Mary wants YOU!!!

ID FUCK YA MARY

to tell her if your handset is costing you an arm and a leg

handset? wtf is that?

 

as in a set of hands?

 

well i was born with these and they havent fucked up yet..............

like literally....

i havent fist fucked anyone.

YOU'RE TOO BUSY HANDLING ROCKS

ohh

dont i look snazzy in my fluro vest?

LET ME BE YOU ROCK TONIGHT

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, I'll be both of your rocks. Just look what I can do with this ten penny piece!

HMM,

i do have alot of ten penny pieces to clean.

since i am the richest man in australia and all

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, I also work with limescale, rust, ground in dirt

This is definitely an un-smurfy thread!! Smurf this!!!

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, smurf yourself bluey

IM STRONG WHERE IT COUNTS ;)

 

you heathen :P

You don't know about smurfin' 'til you've smurfed with me, muthersmurfer!!!

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, I'll wipe your smurfy smurf goo off this table and into the waste smurf-boy. Your no more than limescale. I OWN LIMESCALE!!!

LET ME BE YOUR SMURF TONIGHT

stop insulting smurf! he's a great friend of mine.

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, But smurf can't have friends! It undermines the whole "Smurfy has no friends" policy.

anyway, back to the cleaning eh?

I LIKEY CLEAN ASIAN BODIES

I LIKEY CLEAN ASIAN BODIES

 

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, who doesn't?