I wrote a poem

 

 

 

 

 

 

my purse is purple

like my soul

and my skin

but my purse is lost

and I think that laa laa stole it

 

laa laa is the one I hate

because she always get the nice guys

and when I try to kill her

I just can't

because I'm purple

like my purse

the purse that laa laa stole

 

I've got a triangle

in my head

I like balloons

and ponies

purple ponies

like my purse

the purse that laa laa stole

*sniff* meow meow meow

(*sniff* It's so touching...)

you are such a horrible bitch you cannot even rhyme properly

go home and cry, man!

i got your goddamn purse but you're never gonna see it again unless you do me a favour, whore!

I don't care about what you say because you're a hottie but you're not nice :cry:

meow = meow

(cuteness = bastardness)

well and you're a nottie and you're too nice

 

tinkster, my friend, this world is so cruel! let me tell you that!

and you live in a wonderful world with your talking vacuum...dude, wake up!!

i live in the real world and the real world is pretty fucked up

big hug!

GROUP HUG!

:nice:

meeeeeeeooooowwww

(Ewwww.....)

may i join in the hug, lads? :robot:

sure!

of course, hun! :biker:

:robot hug:

this is so lovely, I will join in the hug *please avoid the smell*

omg a furry cute little thing

raaaaaaawr

i'm getting sorta horny

:bigcry:

 

ohhh, tinky winky is more like biggly wiggly :wink3:

I'm in your siggy :blush:

:bigcry:

 

ohhh, tinky winky is more like biggly wiggly :wink3:

 

wanna check? :wink3:

yes, of course you are, sweet little tinkster

 

aaaand i love your size if you know what i mean ... :wink3:

:o the sig confused me.

we need to make a sandwich :wink3:

good idea, furry little thing...

hello.

 

it's veryvery cold is space.

 

 

 

yesss.

:mellow:

welcome!

omg!!

you're from outer space, too???

i live on the moon!

we're... neighbours, i suppose!