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Attention, Coldsmurfers!!

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But I thought Monster was all mine!!

ILL GIVE ALL THE OCTUPUSSIE IM CAPABLE OF

AND MAYBE IF MONSTER IS NICE ENOUGH

I WILL DO THE SAME

 

how you dare! i'm always nice.

two uncles, yay!¨wheres the third?

 

The third one is in my vacuum. I can go get him if that's what you want. He looks rather filthy though.. :o

The third one is in my vacuum. I can go get him if that's what you want. He looks rather filthy though.. :o

 

filths good. bring him, yes.

filths good. bring him, yes.

 

 

It'll take just a minute to get him off the vacuum but after that he's all yours.

 

And yellowwasapieceofshit, i think you could use our wanking service. A nice lady will tell you everything about wanking and after that you can wank all by yourself! sounds good, eh?

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That's even shorter than me!! What a Smerv!

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*swigs another pint* Can't...smurf...anymore...light...growoing

dim...room smurfing in circles...smurfing out...

 

*smurfs out*

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