to wear my costume for my birthday celebration tonight

 

 

 

 

:clown:

oh it is an orgy i see

THAT WHITE THING LOOKS LIKE MY MASSIVE DICK

Maybe I just have my beer-googles on, but that's REALLY smurfy! :p

You look very nice Mr. Alex! Is there anything i can do for you??

fuck im.

FUCK ME

Let's all smurf 'im!

You look very nice Mr. Alex! Is there anything i can do for you??

 

 

Oh thanks Mrs Lady

 

Yes there is something you can do for me:

 

you can come to my house and I will rape you with my massive dick monument WHAAAAAAA

 

:clown:

Oh thanks Mrs Lady

 

Yes there is something you can do for me:

 

you can come to my house and I will rape you with my massive dick monument WHAAAAAAA

 

:clown:

 

 

Um, i'm too busy to do that..and besides i'm more into cleaning. But i know someone else who'd be more than happy to come :)

Who fuck lady WHO?

 

 

GAH I got to go my massive dick monument needs to be cleaned (ahhhh lady you could do that)

isn't she beautiful??

 

 

 

Indeed i could clean it up. Cleaning is my job! But i think i have to use my vacuum to make it shine. It may hurt a bit but it's all worth it!