'Dumbest criminal' caught in SA

 

Police in South Africa's capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the "dumbest criminal" this year.

 

The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.

 

But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant's pocket.

 

"The shock left him speechless for a few minutes," said police spokesman Eugene Opperman, adding that the man, 25, was then arrested for perjury.

 

The police issued a statement entitled "Dumbest criminal?" with details of the weekend incident, South Africa's Star newspaper reports.

 

"At the end of the interview, he rang the complainant's cell phone number, and it rang in the man's pocket," Mr Opperman said, according the Beeld paper.

 

"He told the detective that he'd given him the wrong number," he said.

 

"But couldn't explain why the phone in his pocket had the corresponding serial number, or why it was same make and fitted the description he had given of the 'stolen phone'."

 

South Africa's reputation has long been tarnished by the high levels of crime, often accompanied by extreme violence involving guns.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7176891.stm

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

duuuur!

South Africa's reputation has long been tarnished by the high levels of crime, often accompanied by extreme violence involving guns.

I guess that makes this guy the comic relief.

 

Good find. I've heard of dumb criminals, but never quite this dumb.

Pretty stupid but can't top the idiot that robbed a bank by handing a teller a note written on a deposit slip from his own account. The police didn't have too much difficulty finding him since he supplied his name and address. :dozey:

Dumbass!!!!

That was stupid...but why bother reporting the 'crime' that apears to have never happened...

:laugh3: That made me laugh so hard...

..to get a laugh out of it?

To get a police reference number to claim on the insurance maybe?