Especially the little baby carrots. Don't even have a chance to be a big carrot fit for Bugs Bunny to eat.

... or for being a snowman's nose! :o

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

no idea? :uhoh:

It smells like carrots.

:laugh3:

 

Good one!

 

Be careful, I'll start to think you're Mark undercover. :P

:uhoh: i see

 

 

 

But hey, what about potatoes? or rice!! :bigcry:

What about mowing grass?!?!?

That's like chopping their heads off :stunned:

Its lawn geonocide

Guilford, it's about 20 minutes from New Haven

 

 

Hey I'm only about 1 hour away from you!!

Anyone else here ever heard the song Carrot Juice Constitutes Murder by The Arrogant Worms? Funniest song ever!

lucky i dont eat seafood

i only eat fried squids. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM :wink3:

Eat more lobster! Crying out loud they're the cockroach's of the sea, who gives a damn if they're cooked alive....do you feel bad when you kill a bug?

 

I don't feel bad killing a bug because its quick and painless. I dont boil them slowly. And another thing, yes I am aware that not all lobsters feel the pain when they are cooked, some are asleep before they are boiled, some are already dead. But for the ones that are still alive, that can be heard screaming... forgive me, but I think thats just a little worse then instantly squashing an ant.

Don't eat battery-farmed chickens dudes

 

This dude says so:

*quickly brushes order for 100 lobsters for the main course of the mess's 22 year dinner under the table*

 

Sorry, but when the RSM wants a lobster, the RSM gets a lobster.

who's RSM? :uhoh:

Regimental Sergeant Major

 

The highest appointment a solider can get before turning into an officer.

oh great! :) thanks for explaining, David! :nice:

Hey I'm only about 1 hour away from you!!

 

Where do you live?

You are telling me not to eat lobster? Whhhhhhattttttt?! I don't eat lobster 'cause it's so damn expensive~! I am not paying that amount of money just for a little piece of it. They taste very good though.

I've never tasted it actually,too poor!

when i am a famous musician...

i'll eat lobster every day of my life...

 

no...

i don't want to be a famous musician...

i want to be a musician with a lot of fans, but no radio play...

making enough to survive and travel and get around...

:huh: