that she put her face straight into....

her CD collection and barfed up all these chunks the looked like....

death and all his...

friends and found something that she really wants that is...

recommened by ricky gervais...........the moon also realises it has changed gender's a few times in this story and feels...

kinda good on the lower part of her....

...left index finger...

... even though she doesn't have a finger, so it must...

..have been someone else's finger.

but what was it doing in...

...tesco's ......it could have been the buy one get one free chips or....

...maybe it wasn't in tesco's at all...

...but it really was..........the story started to get a bit confusing (doctor who-like) and then the daleks come and...

...they split time and space, so now we have a finger lodged somewhere unknown, and a supermarket with lots of daleks in it...

....the daleks then branch out and make a retail buisness named "Daleks 4 U" and they sell....

....the daleks then branch out and make a retail buisness named "Daleks 4 U" and they sell....

 

...little toys of the Doctor.

However, just after the grand opening, Billie Piper walks in looking as stunning as ever, and procedes to start blowing up the daleks, whilst looking as sexy as always. Just after blowing the top of the biggest one...

:rolleyes:

 

then directly after, she decided to walk off a cliff just to see what would happen.... :dance:

...and they found her body 8 days later....

 

:stunned:

...but it suddenly came alive and...

I shot her in the head with a sniper rifle....

Only to realize the body was actually the coroner...

...but no one cared.

but just to make sure, I her once more... (zombies you know)

...jacob cried.

he did not want billie piper to die in such a horrific way :(

 

although fear not, for just as i had finished mourning the loss, Jessica Alba came over, and by the power of the daleks she is indestructable...

Then i took a shot gun and killed her too.....