..but we've already realised she can't die, and a full on cat-fight ensues....

but she also realized that i had a missile launcher pointed at her.....

but she also realized that i had a missile launcher pointed at her.....

 

but because she is un-killable, she survives even this...

It's now time for something different! Something that CAN kill her...

Those who are dead, are not dead, they're just living in Jake's head.....ohhhhhhhh

 

And sense he fell for that spell, She is living there as well..... ohhhhhhhhhhh

 

time is so short and he's sure... there must be something moreeeeeeeeeeee

but nothing call kill jessica alba. why do you people not understand?!?! she's now a recurring character, get over it! :P

ANYWAY, new story starter...

 

 

one day, late at night....

a man came up to me wearing nothing but an oversized shirt said...

this oversized shirt makes me look....

very sexy and

make me wanna....

a bit too cool for the weather. The man then proceeded to..

eat a cake, but not without first stopping to...

lick the icing that tasted...

really really good........ then i

put whip cream on top and...

throw it on my grandma's face.. and then

laugh about the way she looked when...

she screamed out "HOLYCRPAJFRSLAKHGIAHLLA" and all assorted jumbles of letters and words, unfortunately...

moses started to fall in love with chris martin for no apparent reason what so ever making indya quite...

(that is moses meaning me before all you people get freaked out and go "OMG CHRIS' SON LIKES HIS OWN FATHER!!!! :o")

 

annoyed as she had competition...

( I HAD COMPETITION!?)

 

for winning chris martins...

virginity! Alas,

moses decided to go back to what she was doing before she started commenting in indya's thread which was...

being in love with chris, however this also makes the sentence not work because grammar does not swing that way. Luckily