They (Chris and Jonny) stumble upon Guy and the missionaries in a foreign field and then....

.. and then they decide to look if there are some tigers ..

..but the tigers attacked them and...

Then Guy jumped in with his super Human hott strength and fought them off and saved Coldplay while Chris Jonny and Wil....

were so surprised !!!! Then, Chris and Jonny...

... kiss each other out of sheer relief. Then decide to kiss Guy to thank him, but he jumps behind Will for protection - he doesn't like male kisses too much - and then Will ..

Uses his secret Kung Fu skills to fight off Jonny and Chris from attacking Guy with their male kisses and then...

decided to punch Guy and he told him: "Hey what's the deal of a kiss"

and guy answered: "....

- "I can take a hug from my friends, but kisses I like them with strawberry flavour " to which all the guys answered...

"Well... You want it? You'll have it! " And they took their Strawberry Chopstick and

..started running through the trees. Guy had to run after them if he wanted to get any. Still holding the Strawberry Thing, Jonny soon came out of the forest. Coldplay suddenly found themselves on the beach. The wind...

took them to the end of the world. There, they met the pirates of the Caribbean and

Jonny Depp stood right infront of all of them. He quickly but surely asked, "Where is the rum?" Why is the rum gone?" Jonny Depp proceeded to say this in a drunken stooper to each of the boys until Orlando Bloom came along and....

Told the guys how much he loved them and then

grabbed his trusty steed and sped away on ...........

a horse...leaving Jonny Depp alone with Coldplay on a beach in the middle of no where when all of a sudden...

A hudge CRAB comes and tries to eat them then

And the boys run as fast as they can leaving Jonny Depp behind...only to be eaten ny the huge CRAB....the boys ran, and ran, and ran till they could no longer run and then they realized that they had ended up in....

San Diego and they started lookin for help and

...all they found was a donkey so they decided to write a song about it & then...

... all started singing "donkeys waiting to be tamed" until they arrive at San Francisco where...

...they fire Phil and the donkey becomes their new manager...

...& the perv girls of "PHIL IS HOT" thread killed the donkey & threatened Coldplay with their peviness so, they hired Phil again & then...

Jonny and Chris started making out cause they were so happy that Phil was back then...

...Phil kicked their asses, Will threatened to tell their moms & Guy just threw up then the 5 fellas went to Egypt where...