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Your gay because you like Coldplay

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a guy in my dorm said to me "you know how i know you're gay"

i responded "not because i'm mindlessly quoting a movie about a band i've never heard."

he didn't have much of a response to that

It's one of those movie lines that makes you go ":freak: huh?" like in Napolean Dynamite where Kip went "Your mom goes to college!" It's an annoying cult thing that everyone gets into but no one really understands.

I love that movie though. :P And when someone quotes that line I just laugh, which throws them off gaurd. They expect me to crawl into a corner and act, well, 'gay.'

a guy in my dorm said to me "you know how i know you're gay"

i responded "not because i'm mindlessly quoting a movie about a band i've never heard."

he didn't have much of a response to that

hahahahaha that's brilliant! I'll keep that in mind for next time
I know how I'm gay.

 

Because the 'your' in the title bugs me.

 

:laugh3:Other post of the day!!!!

I've never heard the 'you know how i know your gay joke' till I saw it on uncyclopedia. Nobodys ever said it to me which is funny because im actually that way inclined.

My mates are to a degree open minded, maybe because were all 18ish or maybe because they know I listen to stuff other than Coldplay.

 

same with my friends, they're of higher thinking than some of my other friends and they know i like a lot of the music they like and that i have a really wide range of music i like lol.

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