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you cannot deny that this is one hilarious show.




Joan: Ya know Abe, I've been thinking. I want to date a lot more this year.


Abe: uh huh, yeah, i want to date Cleopatra. She's attractive, smart, athletic, good-looking, she's hot, photogenic, she takes pride in her appearance...I guess what i'm trying to say is... I admire her commitment to community service.

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Joan: UUUGH, you make me so mad i could kiss you!

Abe: what was that?

Joan: uum, i said, you make me so mad i could... piss GLUE!

yeah. piss glue

Abe: i've never heard that

Joan: it's an expression. yooooou, make me so mad i could piss glue (sounds like how she said kiss you)

Abe: mmmm o.. k!

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lol! ahhhh i love it!


and when their trying to buy beer by using that big dumb guy.


lady: are you 21?

guy: :: shakes head no ::


(outside of the store)


abe: okay, she used a very tricky line of questioning. let's try this again.

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:lol: I loved that one! How about the one where Abe and JFK are running agianst each other for president, but a puppy ends up getting elected instead? Good stuff... :lol:

I loved JFK: "I..uh..invaded her Bay of Pigs...if ya know what I mean..."

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