Introduction .

 

Hello , I am Samsung RS21DCSV .

I am a fridge . I live in the kitchen .

I have a specially designed microchip inserted within me .

That allows me to surt the internet .

Also allows me to be a egular poster .

Introduction has come to an end .

Solution = good .

uh huh :roll:

do you have any beers in you, fridge?

 

Man comes home from the pub, wife says, "why do you always come home half pissed?"

 

"Cos I keep running out of money" the man replied.

I havent eaten anything all weak.

aww poor reilly!! uh...i dont get this thread *leaves* :o :shock:

do you have any beers in you, fridge?

 

Man comes home from the pub, wife says, "why do you always come home half pissed?"

 

"Cos I keep running out of money" the man replied.

 

Yes, right now I have :

6 Guinness .

4 Amstel light .

4 Heineken .

2 Budweiser [ can ] .

1 Mythos [ Greek Beer ] .

1 Coors Light .

 

Good.

 

And the joke was awesome .

I broke some ice cubes as I was trying to laugh .

I havent eaten anything all weak.

 

Correction : Week , instead of weak .

Solution .

I have plenty of food insaide of me .

All cold and nice .

Good .

fuck the coors, I'll have an extra cold guinness please, and an oh bud bud as well 8)

Sorry for the spelling mistake Fridge, Im soo week without food. HAHA I MADE A FUNNY :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o :P 8) :shock: :o :( ;)

fuck the coors' date=' I'll have an extra cold guinness please, and an oh bud bud as well 8)[/quote']

 

Sure thing .

Enjoy .

The Guinness is very cold. I moved it to the coldest part of me .

Solution .

Good .

Sorry for the spelling mistake Fridge' date=' Im soo week without food. HAHA I MADE A FUNNY :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o :P 8) :shock: :o :( ;)[/quote']

 

You do not have to apologise, consumer .

Correction : Weak , instead of week .

Solution .

Good .

Still, having Coors in the fridge you've gone down in my estimation. You'll be housing Low C next :roll:

Still' date=' having Coors in the fridge you've gone down in my estimation. You'll be housing Low C next :roll:[/quote']

 

No, please .

Solution .

No good .

 

It is not my fault, it is the consumer's fault .

He looks something like this .

Not cool .

ok dude your really weird. :? :shock:

ok dude your really weird. :? :shock:

 

Sory for the correction but I'm a fridge , not a dude .

argh you are-wipe go to haites! :-x

Man..you people have no sense of humour :lol:

argh you are-wipe go to haites! :-x

 

I do not know where that is .

I am a smart fridge , but chill , I ain't no Pentagon Computer .

well we might get along...because im not human. :shrug:

well we might get along...because im not human. :shrug:

 

What are you ?

robotic :)

robotic :)

 

That is wicked .

I just had an overproduction of ice cubs !

That is a sign !

neato.... how are you?

Fridgerator ay?

neato.... how are you?

 

Cold . You ?