I don't like him...

what are you on about! :stunned: "Walker: Texas Ranger" used to be on Sky One EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. after the simpsons. GREAT STUFF :laugh3:

 

Maybe you're too young :thinking: though I'm only 20! lol

 

Same here! :lol:

who is chuck norris?

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

AWESOME.

Chuck Norris is overrated :rolleyes:

Chuck Norris cannot be rated, for rating implies comparisons to something else. Nothing in the universe can be compared to Chuck Norris.

nice thread:P

 

i said "Chuck Norris got nothing on me" and he appeared and was like "uh-huh" and i was like "nuh-uh" and he was like "YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA..." then round-house kicked my face

my personal favorites: If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

 

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

 

After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

 

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cuking Indian.

 

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

 

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Chuck+Norris+Jokes?t=anon

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/