504: turn it inside out

503: put it on top of a traffic cone

502: cook with it

501: Give it clarinet lessons

502: Leave it to rot?

501: Put it in your compost heap along with some banana peels

500: ask it ideas for this game

499: Put it in a pitching machine :cheesy:

498: analyze it

497: Tell it I want 8,000 posts by the end of today

496: Tell it I want 100,000 posts by the end of today

495: Tell it to make Crests an awesome b'day thread

494: tell it to make christina an omelette :awesome:

493: Have it drive me to and from school

492: Plan out it's life

491: consult a mortgage expert with it

490: move to canada with it

489: make a movie about moving to canada with it

488: eat waffles with maple syrup

487: have a debate with it

486: slowdance with it

485

 

hide it in an orifice

484: play tag

483. Make a campaign to save the dolphins with it.

482: go to the library with ti