Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 ....yet I'm still bored out of my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: !!! were they BIG sparks, or little sparks? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 Medium size. I think. Can't remember. Someone tell me a joke before I fall asleep! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 I can only remeber really crass ones and I don't think you want to read those. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 my face. theres the joke MUAHAHAH i kid ikid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: @ Amanda, you silly ;) still love you though! And actually at the moment I'd love to read about anything lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Oh, I can't post one of the few jokes I remember. It would be so wrong. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 Okay, I guess I'll just post some random pics here :lol: Here's Chris with something Jonny bought him: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: tres sexxyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: Ok... I found something that might make you laugh. Its from one of those forwarded e-mail things. Its called: "How to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity" 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and > >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > >fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > >gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 here's more: 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation marks. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 "Baby take off your clothes..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 :lol: Nice happy trail, Chris. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 man, I might as well try some of these tips :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angela16ne Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Ohh how I love that pic! *swoons* :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 man' date=' I might as well try some of these tips :lol:[/quote'] I know!! My friend and me plan on doing some of them. :lol: Here's a few more. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > >jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their > >party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angela16ne Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush: Deffo... NOT! :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush: DOWN, you mean. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 man' date=' I might as well try some of these tips :lol:[/quote'] I know!! My friend and me plan on doing some of them. :lol: Here's a few more. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > >jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their > >party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. These are fantastic! :lol: I'll DEFINITELY try them out, I'll probably just drive my mates mad. Oh, I like the sound of it :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Ok... I've only got a couple more, but I hope they entertained you in your time of boredom. ;) :lol: 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd > >time this week!!!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, > >yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" :D :D :lol: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 here's more: 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation marks. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at 7 & 10!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Aren't they great!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 i'm SOO going to use #7 (when i actually do get a job)..we'll see how long it is before they aske me to leave :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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