....yet I'm still bored out of my mind.

:lol: !!! were they BIG sparks, or little sparks? :lol:

Medium size. I think.

 

Can't remember.

 

Someone tell me a joke before I fall asleep! :P

I can only remeber really crass ones and I don't think you want to read those. :/

my face. theres the joke MUAHAHAH i kid ikid

:lol: @ Amanda, you silly ;) still love you though!

 

And actually at the moment I'd love to read about anything lol

Oh, I can't post one of the few jokes I remember. It would be so wrong. :lol:

Okay, I guess I'll just post some random pics here :lol:

 

Here's Chris with something Jonny bought him:

:lol: tres sexxyy

:lol:

 

Ok... I found something that might make you laugh. Its from one of those forwarded e-mail things.

 

Its called: "How to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity"

 

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and > >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > >fries with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > >gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

 

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

here's more:

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

 

8. Don't use any punctuation marks.

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

"Baby take off your clothes..."

:lol: Nice happy trail, Chris. :lol:

man, I might as well try some of these tips :lol:

Ohh how I love that pic! *swoons* :wink3:

man' date=' I might as well try some of these tips :lol:[/quote']

 

I know!! My friend and me plan on doing some of them. :lol:

 

Here's a few more.

 

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

 

12. Sing along at the opera

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > >jungle sounds all day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their > >party because you're not in the mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush:

woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush:

 

Deffo... NOT! :wink3:

woza he needs to pull those pants up........or not :blush:

 

DOWN, you mean. :P

man' date=' I might as well try some of these tips :lol:[/quote']

 

I know!! My friend and me plan on doing some of them. :lol:

 

Here's a few more.

 

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

 

12. Sing along at the opera

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > >jungle sounds all day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their > >party because you're not in the mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

 

These are fantastic! :lol: I'll DEFINITELY try them out, I'll probably just drive my mates mad. Oh, I like the sound of it :sneaky:

Ok... I've only got a couple more, but I hope they entertained you in your time of boredom. ;) :lol:

 

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd > >time this week!!!!!"

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, > >yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

 

 

:D :D :lol: ;)

here's more:

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

 

8. Don't use any punctuation marks.

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at 7 & 10!!!

Aren't they great!! :lol:

i'm SOO going to use #7 (when i actually do get a job)..we'll see how long it is before they aske me to leave :D