^ This is hysterical; I love it! Your writing is just SO excellent. :dizzy:

oh, thanks! :D

I guess I am some sort of 'fan' of Lauren's stories :laugh3:

 

:blush: thank you so much kirsten, I'm a fan of yours too. :D

 

I just read chapters 36 & 37 and they were so sad :( Really, really good! but also sad.

I feel really bad for the character, I hope it all turns out alright and I seriously can't wait for the next part! :wacky:

Hey guys!

 

Today I created a community on Live Journal.com for Coldplay Fan Fiction. I'd love it if you guys wanted to post your stories there as well as here, I've already posted the first four chapters of A Warning Sign there.

 

I'll still post my fics here but I wanted to be able to organize my chapters a bit better instead of constantly using the quotes and stuff.

 

Right now only members can post so you would have to have a LJ account (or create a free one) to post your fics and also to read any fics that have been friends-locked.

 

 

Here's the link to the main page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive

 

Here's a link to the profile page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive/profile

 

Just check it out if and even if you've already posted your fic here ages ago it's okay to post them over there, but only if you want to of course, no pressure or anything :D

:blush: thank you so much kirsten, I'm a fan of yours too. :D

 

I just read chapters 36 & 37 and they were so sad :( Really, really good! but also sad.

I feel really bad for the character, I hope it all turns out alright and I seriously can't wait for the next part! :wacky:

Awww thanks Lauren :) :) :smug:

 

It is already kind of revealed, that they are not that bad at all, but I indeed got something wrong or at least didn't listen closely ;)

 

Believe me, your heart will go all 'Awwwww ....' with the ending :wink3:

Promised!

How Infinite is Space?

 

Part 3

 

 

 

"Am I still dreaming? 'Cause if I am that might somewhat explain this." Chris stared at the baby alien, who was purple and wrapped in a navy blue blanket that appeared to be large enough to cover the whole box. The purple baby alien was what Chris estimated to be the size of a shoe box, and it looked at him with a grin on its face, just as clueless as Chris and Jonny were.

 

"Well, I think it's cute," Jonny said, breaking the silence that had lasted for a few minutes as the boys were taking in the shock of having received a baby alien. "I mean, look at it, smiling like that. It reminds me of that one time when you-"

 

"WHOA, Jonny. Let's not bring that up again."

 

"But it was only-"

 

"I don't care what 'it was only'! I don't need to be reminded of my foolish youth."

 

"It was last month, Chris."

 

"Yeah, and I've matured a lot since then." Chris really hadn't matured a lot since then, but he also didn't want to be reminded of his stupid mistake to publicly announce that he loved watching "The Hills". Sighing, he continued, "What are we gonna do with this thing?"

 

"We? It's for you, not me, mate."

 

"Yeah, but you're the one who wanted me to open the damn thing!"

 

"OK, OK. You can chill out, Chris. It really is an adorable... alien.. baby... thing, so I'll help you. Have you got... an inflatable mattress?"

 

"No."

 

"Then we have a problem."

 

"Well, of course we have a problem, Jonny. There's an alien baby addressed to me that was sent by a spaceship. A SPACESHIP, Jon! Not a delivery truck. A spaceship. That's a big problem."

 

"I don't think it's such a big problem. In fact, that's pretty normal where I come from. And what's all this baby business anyway?" Chris and Jonny stared at the crate in disbelief. There was absolutely no way that such a small being could produce such a massive, deep voice, especially if that being was perceived to be a baby.

 

"WHAT THE HEIDI??" Chris shouted, forgetting all about his vow to never reference "The Hills" again. He soon realised what he had said, but felt that given the circumstances he could let it slide. Jonny also caught Chris' outburst, decided he couldn't just let it slide, and then looked at him and laughed histerically.

 

"I'm sixty-four years old, you know. At least, in your years I am." The purple alien stood up and walked out of the crate, keeping the blanket on as he did so. Chris still stared at the being in total awe, but Jonny had redirected his laughing at the alien. "That's twice your age. I'm not a baby."

 

"Well, you sure look like one!" Not once in his life had Jonny ever thought about what he was saying until it was too late, and that day was no exception. After his clever remark, the alien lifted Jonny up ten feet into the air using only two of his small fingers. Frightened, Jonny cried, "OK, OK! You can put me down now!"

 

"Yes, I can. But I don't think I will." Still holding Jonny up, the alien turned to Chris and said, "I'm Retaw O. Ssalg. I've been sent here to take you, Chris. We need your help."

 

"Help? What help could I possibly be?" Chris was utterly surprised that anything would ever require his assistance. He had never been any help to anyone, and he didn't believe that he had any special talents. He couldn't help but think that maybe the crate was addressed to someone else, and perhaps the space creatures had shipped it to the wrong Chris.

 

"You will save our world, Chris Martin."

 

"Oh." It was definitely the right Chris. "In that case then, when will I be back? 'Cause my lunch break's almost over."

 

 

I love your story!

("WHAT THE HEIDI??" Chris shouted, forgetting all about his vow to never reference "The Hills" again. :laugh3::laugh3:)

I have read EVERY piece of Coldplay fiction I can find, and loved it. Some have been a little out there (How Infinite is Space?) and others more serious (Careful Where You Stand, Get to You). All of the stories appeal to me though and I would appreciate it if I knew where LittleMissMessy's story is though, as I have been searching nonstop. Thanks guys!

I would appreciate it if I knew where LittleMissMessy's story is though, as I have been searching nonstop. Thanks guys!

Well, I have only published 3 chapters in this thread, starting here (scroll down to the very bottom) and then continuing on the following pages

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52281&page=25

 

I have uploaded the other parts to a different place though :)

Thanks so much! I just finished the first chapter and I love it!!:)

Well, I have only published 3 chapters in this thread, starting here (scroll down to the very bottom) and then continuing on the following pages

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52281&page=25

 

I have uploaded the other parts to a different place though :)

 

 

I love your story :D:D

 

Hey guys!

 

Today I created a community on Live Journal.com for Coldplay Fan Fiction. I'd love it if you guys wanted to post your stories there as well as here, I've already posted the first four chapters of A Warning Sign there.

 

I'll still post my fics here but I wanted to be able to organize my chapters a bit better instead of constantly using the quotes and stuff.

 

Right now only members can post so you would have to have a LJ account (or create a free one) to post your fics and also to read any fics that have been friends-locked.

 

 

Here's the link to the main page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive

 

Here's a link to the profile page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive/profile

 

Just check it out if and even if you've already posted your fic here ages ago it's okay to post them over there, but only if you want to of course, no pressure or anything :D

 

OH!!That's great!

THE FINAL PART!!!! I have wrapped it up quite nicely I think, It is a bit of a sad/happy ending. After the last cliff hanger it couldn't last much longer...I have really enjoyed writing this so....here it is!

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Eight}

 

 

 

 

"Chris! Jonny! Where are you! Haha, are you hiding?" asked Samantha, looking round the barn. Chris and Jonny stopped, still. Samantha was now below them. "Where could they be?" said Samantha, talking to herself. Jonny started to get his trousers on. "What are you doing?" whispered Chris. "This" shouted Jonny, as he jumped down to the ground. "Oh, Jonny. There you are! Where's Chris?" asked Samantha. "Shut it!" replied Jonny as he grabbed hold of Samantha's mouth and threw her on top of a hay bale. "Jonny what the hell are you doing?" demanded Samantha. "What the fuck are you doing?" shouted Chris from above.

 

"Chris! Why are you naked?" asked Samantha. "He's my boyfriend!" exclaimed Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "What?" said Samantha, amazed. Chris began to get dressed and climbed down the ladder. "Samantha...yeah, we love each other but that is no excuse to hit Samantha!" Chris said, staring at Jonny with anger in his eyes. "She's going to tell everyone! I can't let that happen!" said Jonny as he hit Samantha round the face. Samantha screamed in pain. "You bastard!" Chris said, and punched Jonny. Jonny fell to the floor. "Chris! I think he's unconscious!" replied Samantha, stepping up. "Are you really gay?" she continued. "I'm bisexual!" said Chris, smiling. "That's fine by me" said Samantha who moved into kiss Chris. Chris moved away. "Don't you want to kiss me?" asked Samantha. "I'm married, I shouldn't be doing anything with anyone and I won't be anymore" replied Chris and walked out the barn. "Chris? Where are you going?" asked Samantha. Jonny opened his eyes and stood up. "Jonny, stay away from me!" Samantha demanded. "You have ruined my life! Now I will ruin yours!" exclaimed Jonny. Samantha screamed. Chris ran in and jumped on Jonny and continually punched him. "Chris! Chris! Stop!" Samantha screamed until Chris stopped. "I think he's dead!" Samantha said, crying. "Chris, get out of here before you get in more trouble" Samantha demanded. "I'll say that I killed him" said Samantha. Chris stood oblivious and began to cry. "I've never loved someone as much as I loved him." Chris said, tears running down his face "But what he was trying to do to you was down right disgraceful" he continued, tears falling to the floor.

 

NINE YEARS LATER

 

"Coldplay singer Chris Martin is released from prison today after serving nine years in prison for the murder of fellow band mate, guitarist Jonny Buckland. He says he is deeply sorry for what he has done. His murder trial was one of the most infamous in history, he confessed to adultery in court in front of his then wife, actress Gwyneth Paltrow. He had a homosexual affair with Mr Buckland and then proposed to Miss Samantha Johnson. They are due to get married next week and plan on starting a family. At his trial he said to Gwyneth Paltrow that he was 'very sorry' for his adultery and that she could take full custody of their two children, Apple and Moses. Miss Paltrow during the time that Chris was in jail, got married to Coldplay bassist Guy Berrymen which was followed by a quickee divorce last year. Chris has said that he is keen to record at least one more album with Coldplay and said that the fact Mr Berrymen married his ex-wife was not a problem and that they would remain friends. A new lead guitarist is also needed to join the band and Chris has said that he is hoping for an up and coming young guitarist. In the nine years that Coldplay were split, drummer Will Champion and bassist Guy Berrymen formed a duet band called 'Berrychamp' who have recieved two number one singles and released three albums. Yes, although Chris Martin has had a bad time in jail which included him receiving death threats, all seems okay in the world of Mr Martin and Coldplay and tomorrow Chris is unveiling a memorial plaque for Jonny Buckland at their London studio, The Bakery"

 

I love your story :D:D

Thanks so much :)

I am really happy that so many people seem to like it. It's a bit long, so I wouldn't be surprised if people loose interest in reading it :laugh3:

 

But it's coming to an end soon :)

THE FINAL PART!!!! I have wrapped it up quite nicely I think, It is a bit of a sad/happy ending. After the last cliff hanger it couldn't last much longer...I have really enjoyed writing this so....here it is!

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Eight}

 

 

 

 

"Chris! Jonny! Where are you! Haha, are you hiding?" asked Samantha, looking round the barn. Chris and Jonny stopped, still. Samantha was now below them. "Where could they be?" said Samantha, talking to herself. Jonny started to get his trousers on. "What are you doing?" whispered Chris. "This" shouted Jonny, as he jumped down to the ground. "Oh, Jonny. There you are! Where's Chris?" asked Samantha. "Shut it!" replied Jonny as he grabbed hold of Samantha's mouth and threw her on top of a hay bale. "Jonny what the hell are you doing?" demanded Samantha. "What the fuck are you doing?" shouted Chris from above.

 

"Chris! Why are you naked?" asked Samantha. "He's my boyfriend!" exclaimed Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "What?" said Samantha, amazed. Chris began to get dressed and climbed down the ladder. "Samantha...yeah, we love each other but that is no excuse to hit Samantha!" Chris said, staring at Jonny with anger in his eyes. "She's going to tell everyone! I can't let that happen!" said Jonny as he hit Samantha round the face. Samantha screamed in pain. "You bastard!" Chris said, and punched Jonny. Jonny fell to the floor. "Chris! I think he's unconscious!" replied Samantha, stepping up. "Are you really gay?" she continued. "I'm bisexual!" said Chris, smiling. "That's fine by me" said Samantha who moved into kiss Chris. Chris moved away. "Don't you want to kiss me?" asked Samantha. "I'm married, I shouldn't be doing anything with anyone and I won't be anymore" replied Chris and walked out the barn. "Chris? Where are you going?" asked Samantha. Jonny opened his eyes and stood up. "Jonny, stay away from me!" Samantha demanded. "You have ruined my life! Now I will ruin yours!" exclaimed Jonny. Samantha screamed. Chris ran in and jumped on Jonny and continually punched him. "Chris! Chris! Stop!" Samantha screamed until Chris stopped. "I think he's dead!" Samantha said, crying. "Chris, get out of here before you get in more trouble" Samantha demanded. "I'll say that I killed him" said Samantha. Chris stood oblivious and began to cry. "I've never loved someone as much as I loved him." Chris said, tears running down his face "But what he was trying to do to you was down right disgraceful" he continued, tears falling to the floor.

 

NINE YEARS LATER

 

"Coldplay singer Chris Martin is released from prison today after serving nine years in prison for the murder of fellow band mate, guitarist Jonny Buckland. He says he is deeply sorry for what he has done. His murder trial was one of the most infamous in history, he confessed to adultery in court in front of his then wife, actress Gwyneth Paltrow. He had a homosexual affair with Mr Buckland and then proposed to Miss Samantha Johnson. They are due to get married next week and plan on starting a family. At his trial he said to Gwyneth Paltrow that he was 'very sorry' for his adultery and that she could take full custody of their two children, Apple and Moses. Miss Paltrow during the time that Chris was in jail, got married to Coldplay bassist Guy Berrymen which was followed by a quickee divorce last year. Chris has said that he is keen to record at least one more album with Coldplay and said that the fact Mr Berrymen married his ex-wife was not a problem and that they would remain friends. A new lead guitarist is also needed to join the band and Chris has said that he is hoping for an up and coming young guitarist. In the nine years that Coldplay were split, drummer Will Champion and bassist Guy Berrymen formed a duet band called 'Berrychamp' who have recieved two number one singles and released three albums. Yes, although Chris Martin has had a bad time in jail which included him receiving death threats, all seems okay in the world of Mr Martin and Coldplay and tomorrow Chris is unveiling a memorial plaque for Jonny Buckland at their London studio, The Bakery"

 

Lol that was freaking great.

Dear God, these stories are frickin' awesome! Great job everybody!:clap:

Into a Rush... (Part 1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miss's POV

 

 

The sun peeked through the clear glass window into my new home. I've never had such a cozy home, not even back in the woods, Inever new an apartment could be so comftorble. I'm so glad I have moved from that stupid hotel down the rode. Now little Charlie and Lola can run around the house. Or atleast Charlie can, Lola can hardly crawl yet but she is just moments away from doing it, I know it. Charlie has grown up so much eversince he was 3, before I had Lola. He can speak much more clearly now that he is almost 5 years old. In just 1 day he will be 5 and 2 days afterwards he gets to start school. I bet he can't wait.

 

------

 

That night, I had left Charlie and Lola with Guy so I could make it out to the TGIF with Chris and Phil. I went out once a week, that way I could get my time outside the apartment and Guy could visit his children. It made both of our lives easier and a little more fun. This 'once-a-week' thing is mostly a night out for me, Chris, and Phil and sometimes Jonny and maybe Will but mostly Chris, Phil and I.

 

When I pulled into the parking lot I quickly found Phil and Chris easily, they were standing next to the front door. It looked like they were both in a good mood, Chris had always gotten the both of us into a good mood in the past and I don't think that will be stopped anytime soon. I usually came in a good mood but sometimes Phil would get all shy

 

------

 

" That is why I have a scar right here," Chris told us pointing pointing towards his shoulder. "Now I know why your not supposed to jump into shallow pools."

 

"Reminds of the time I got my face slammed into the door in College." I said back at him. Phil gave out a small laugh because he knew he remembered what happened.

 

"It wasn't on purpose!" Chris exclaimed at me. "Anyhow If I didn't slam your face into the door you wouldn't have meet me or Phil." He said with a sharp smile knowing that he was right, I wouldn't have meet him or Phil. Or Guy.

 

"I suppose," I said, while taking another sip of my Dr.Pepper. I placed it on the restaraunt table making sure it didn't leak, or spill, or slip that time. "I'll be right back." I told them as I climbed out of the booth and left Chris and Phil on their own.

 

"You like her!" Chris exclaimed at Phil as soon as I left. Chris looked at him with a wide eyes and a knowing smile.

 

"Do not!" Phil snapped back at Chris, He went from his shy face to a serious one.

 

"Sure...Sure..." Chris said sarcasticly, laughing at how he thought he had known it all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

----

 

 

 

Hey guys!

 

Today I created a community on Live Journal.com for Coldplay Fan Fiction. I'd love it if you guys wanted to post your stories there as well as here, I've already posted the first four chapters of A Warning Sign there.

 

I'll still post my fics here but I wanted to be able to organize my chapters a bit better instead of constantly using the quotes and stuff.

 

Right now only members can post so you would have to have a LJ account (or create a free one) to post your fics and also to read any fics that have been friends-locked.

 

 

Here's the link to the main page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive

 

Here's a link to the profile page: http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive/profile

 

Just check it out if and even if you've already posted your fic here ages ago it's okay to post them over there, but only if you want to of course, no pressure or anything :D

 

:surprised: oh cool, that's a good idea. I'll go post my fics there.

Into a Rush... (Part 1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miss's POV

 

 

The sun peeked through the clear glass window into my new home. I've never had such a cozy home, not even back in the woods, Inever new an apartment could be so comftorble. I'm so glad I have moved from that stupid hotel down the rode. Now little Charlie and Lola can run around the house. Or atleast Charlie can, Lola can hardly crawl yet but she is just moments away from doing it, I know it. Charlie has grown up so much eversince he was 3, before I had Lola. He can speak much more clearly now that he is almost 5 years old. In just 1 day he will be 5 and 2 days afterwards he gets to start school. I bet he can't wait.

 

------

 

That night, I had left Charlie and Lola with Guy so I could make it out to the TGIF with Chris and Phil. I went out once a week, that way I could get my time outside the apartment and Guy could visit his children. It made both of our lives easier and a little more fun. This 'once-a-week' thing is mostly a night out for me, Chris, and Phil and sometimes Jonny and maybe Will but mostly Chris, Phil and I.

 

When I pulled into the parking lot I quickly found Phil and Chris easily, they were standing next to the front door. It looked like they were both in a good mood, Chris had always gotten the both of us into a good mood in the past and I don't think that will be stopped anytime soon. I usually came in a good mood but sometimes Phil would get all shy

 

------

 

" That is why I have a scar right here," Chris told us pointing pointing towards his shoulder. "Now I know why your not supposed to jump into shallow pools."

 

"Reminds of the time I got my face slammed into the door in College." I said back at him. Phil gave out a small laugh because he knew he remembered what happened.

 

"It wasn't on purpose!" Chris exclaimed at me. "Anyhow If I didn't slam your face into the door you wouldn't have meet me or Phil." He said with a sharp smile knowing that he was right, I wouldn't have meet him or Phil. Or Guy.

 

"I suppose," I said, while taking another sip of my Dr.Pepper. I placed it on the restaraunt table making sure it didn't leak, or spill, or slip that time. "I'll be right back." I told them as I climbed out of the booth and left Chris and Phil on their own.

 

"You like her!" Chris exclaimed at Phil as soon as I left. Chris looked at him with a wide eyes and a knowing smile.

 

"Do not!" Phil snapped back at Chris, He went from his shy face to a serious one.

 

"Sure...Sure..." Chris said sarcasticly, laughing at how he thought he had known it all. "Anytime she's around your always inside your little shy position..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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YAY!sequel!:)

Simon, went in a way different direction for the final, but I liked it!!!

 

Alyssa, good start to the sequel....

 

Everythings Not Lost part 3 shall be coming soon...

Thank you for all the nice words, Here is the FULL STORY:

 

Leftrightleftrightleft

 

 

 

I know I have got lots of other stories I need to finish but I just had an idea for a story and I thought while it's fresh, I should start it!, It is called, Leftrightleftrightleft.

 

SYNOPSIS:

After almost killing an old lady, Chris and Jonny are arrested. In Court they are given a choice- Either go to jail or join the army. They choose to join the army where their love begins to blossom

 

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part One}

 

WARNING: FEATURES STRONG LANGUAGE

 

 

 

 

"Pass us another beer" screamed Will from the other end of the bar. "Don't you think you are drinking a little too much?" replied Chris, with a tired expression on his face. Jonny is sat next to Chris, also looking tired. "Look!" said Jonny, "Guy is about to get laid, and we have got to be well behaved because we've got to drive those drunk fools back home!". "I know, it sucks!" said Chris, walking over to Guy who is chatting up three girls at once, "We need to go Guy! NOW!", "Okay keep your hair on, Chris, I'll see you later ladies!" replied Guy with a cheeky smile on his face. "Now go and get Will and get in the car!, no, on second thought, you follow Jonny and I'll get Will!"

 

"I AM FUCKING SPIDERMAN!" Will screamed as he ran across the bar. "WILL! WILL!, Get here now!" shouted Chris. Will stopped, stared at Chris and then collapsed on the floor. "For fucks sake!" shouted Chris as he approached Will. Mumbles could be heard as Chris picked up Will.

 

Outside the pub, Jonny was waiting in the car with Guy puking in the back. "Oh what's he been doing?" sighed Jonny referring to Will. "He thought he was spiderman!" replied Chris with an angry expression on his face. Chris threw Will into the back of the car and sat in the front. "I'll drive" said Jonny, smiling at Chris and glaring at Will and Guy.

 

Jonny started the car and began to drive. The steets were busy. Guy crawled into the front. "What are you doing?" demanded Jonny. "I'm driving" replied Guy as he pushed Jonny out the way and shoved his foot on the pedal. The car speeded off. A scream could be heard as the car went over a very large bump. Jonny pushed Guy out the way, pushed brake and got out the car. They had run over an old lady.

 

Police sirens and ambulance sirens could be heard as Jonny and Chris feared. A police car stopped and a police man got out. The policeman headed towards Chris and Jonny. "I am PC Robin Banks, what are your names" he sternly said. "My name is Chris Martin and he is Jonny Buckland" said Chris, forcing a smile. A smaller policeman followed and whispered to PC Banks, "They sound drunk". "Agreed" PC Banks replied. "What did you say?" asked Chris. "Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, I am arresting you on suspician of drink driving and attempted murder, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say maybe given in court and used as evidence, do you have anything to say?". "It wasn't us!" said Chris, he continued, "It was those two in the back of the car, Will Champion and Guy Berrymen". "There is noone in the car, sir" replied PC Banks, smugly. Chris looked back, Guy and Will were gone. Chris and Jonny bowed their heads as they were handcuffed and thrown into the police car.

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Two}[/size]

 

WARNING: Contains Sexual Content

 

 

 

 

"Is she going to be alright?" asked Chris as the car started to drive off. "Who? The woman? She's gone to hospital!" replied PC Banks. "You know we didn't do this!" said Jonny. "Yeah! Sure!, You could be going away for a long time guys!" said PC Banks, smiling. The car turned round the corner and parked up at the police station.

 

PC Banks got out the car. He went to the back seats and got Chris and Jonny out. They walked into the police station and were quickly thrown into a cell together.

 

"I'm scared" said Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. Chris bent over to Jonny and hugged him. Chris rubbed his hand up Jonny's back. Jonny put one of his hands underneath Chris' t-shirt and with the other one, he ruffled Chris' hair. Jonny pulled away then moved into kiss Chris. He shoved Chris against the cell door, took his shirt off and began to lick his chest. Chris did the same to Jonny. Chris then pushed Jonny onto the bed, got on top of him and they both began to undo each others trousers.

 

After the 30 minute sex session, Chris fell asleep in Jonny's arms

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Three}[/size]

 

 

 

 

There was a knock on the cell door. Chris woke up, and moved himself from Jonny's arms and stood up. The cell door opened and PC Banks walked in. "Good morning Mr Martin". "Morning" Chris replied, putting his shirt on. "When's your mate going to wake up then", asked PC Banks, smiling. "Oh, Jonny, he'll be up in a minute" said Chris. "You do know that your up in court in an hour, don't you?" said PC Banks. "What? No!" Replied Chris, in disbelief. "Well you know now!" demanded PC Banks, smiling. He continued, "I'll be back in 10 minutes, in the meen time, wake up that mate of yours!", he smiled again and locked the cell door.

 

Chris stumbled over to Jonny. He kissed him on the forehead. He whispered into his ear, "Wake up darling". Jonny's eye's opened. Jonny stared into Chris' beautiful, blue eyes and reached in for a kiss. Chris moved away. "Chris, what are you doing, didn't you enjoy last night?" asked Jonny. "Last night was one of the strangest nights of my life, I got arrested and had the best sex I have had ever!" said Chris, smiling, but looking away from Jonny. "Why don't you want me then?" asked Jonny. "I'm married, Jonny" demanded Chris. "Yeah and I have a girlfriend!" said Jonny, sitting up. "Look, I'll talk later, we are due in court in less than an hour, get a shirt on!" said Chris, sternly. "Alright, alright!" replied Jonny, slipping on some shoes.

 

PC Banks opened the cell door and told Chris and Jonny to follow him. He took them out and drove them to the court. It was a small court room. Court Room 4 it was called. PC Banks walked in, followed by Chris and then Jonny.

 

The Judge told us all to stand up. "Now, Chris Martin and Jonny Buckland, you are here today under the counts of drinking while drunk, attempted murder and unsafe driving, how do you plead?". A tall man, a lawyer walked towards Chris and Jonny and whispered to them to plee guilty. "Jonny" said the Judge. "How do you plead?". "I plead guilty" said Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "And Chris, how do you plead?" asked the Judge. Chris paused to think and as he looked into Jonny's eyes, he turned to the Judge and said "Guilty".

 

"You will be happy to know that the OAP you ran over is absolutely fine and was released from hospital 10 minutes ago but nevertheless, you could be going down for a long time, you do understand that don't you?" asked the Judge. Together, Chris and Jonny said "Yes". "You are both in the band Coldplay, am I correct?". Chris and Jonny nodded. "I like your music, you influenced my son to start his own band, now you seem nice guys and I know you contribute alot to charity so I have two choices for you!". Jonny smiled and ruffled Chris' hair. "Now, You can either go to prison or you can join the army". Jonny's eyes grew and he started smiling, Chris wasn't as enthusiastic. "Now I will give you a few minutes for you to discuss your decision between yourselfs, everyone may sit down".

 

"I always wanted to join the army!" said Jonny with a massive grin on his face. "The army, I don't think I'm cut out for it!" replied Chris. "Look, it's either that or go to jail, and I don't think I am cut out for jail, I am too pretty!" said Jonny with hope in his eyes. "Fine! OK!, Chris and Jonny are joining the army!" Chris said, smiling. Jonny hugged Chris, many people in the court stared at them as they stood up. "Now are you ready?" asked the Judge. "Yes we are" said Chris. "So..." asked the Judge. "Sign us up"

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Four}[/size]

 

 

 

 

"So, it's this bus we get on then?" asked Chris. "Yes it is! Have fun in basic training!" replied PC Banks. Chris and Jonny stepped onto the bus. There were ten other people there. Seven men and three women. One of the women approached Chris. "Your Chris Martin arn't you?" asked the woman. "Well, yes I am, I'm happy to meet you!" replied Chris, smiling. "My names Samantha, you can call me Sam!" she said with a big grin on her face. "Come on Chris! Sit down!" Jonny said, sternly. He didn't seem to like the attention that Chris was getting.

 

Five hours later the bus arrived at the Army base. All twelve of the bus's occupants got out of the bus to a tall man. "You will address me as sergeant!" he said. "Yes sergeant!" one man said. "What's your name private?" the sergeant said. "My name is Ben Richards!". "I like you Ben, I really like you. Now everyone else, get some sleep you will have to be up at five am. Now listen carefully, the two women among us, Private Samantha Johnson and Private Elizabeth Walker will be in Barracks number one. Privates Liam Fisher, Sam Hill, James Mather, Ross Jackson and Robert Love will be in Barracks two. Privates Ben Richards, Jonny Buckland, Chris Martin and Marcus Johnson will be in Barracks three. See you tomorrow morning!"

 

"So we are in Barracks three then, Chris. I am glad that we are together" said Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "Look Jonny, I don't know what you think is going to happen because nothing is going to happen. What happened in the police cell the other night was a mistake! A big mistake, in fact I would prefer if we weren't in the same barracks at all, In fact I would rather be in prison!" demanded Chris. "You don't really mean that, do you?" asked Jonny. "Yes I do, Jonny boy, yes I do! Now I just want to try and get some sleep".

 

Everyone in the barracks were in their beds, asleep. Jonny woke up and got out of his bed. Chris was in the bed opposite. He was asleep. Jonny walked towards his bed and ran his hand threw his hair. "Your beautiful" he whispered into his ear. Jonny gently kissed Chris on his forehead and walked back to his bed. Chris opened his eyes, smiled and went back to sleep.

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Five}

 

WARNING: Contains Strong Language

 

"Leftrightleftrightleft!" shouted the sergeant. The new privates followed. "Now marching is an essential part of your training but it isn't the only part! In fact this is one of the easiest parts of your training because for the next nine weeks you will turn from boys and girls to men and women! Do I make myself clear, I want no slackers, I am looking at you Private Martin!"

Chris was slacking behind. "Sorry sergeant but I am finding this really hard!". "Well you wouldn't if you listened and stopped looking at Private Johnson!" the sergeant replied. "Yes sergeant, sorry sergeant!" Chris said, looking at the floor. Jonny stared at him but Chris looked away.

 

At 12'oclock the Privates had a break for lunch. Jonny approached Chris. "So you have been looking at Sam have you?" asked Jonny. "No! Don't be stupid, I'm married!" answered Chris, sternly. "And I'm your boyfriend!" Jonny demanded. "No your not! Don't be stupid, keep your voice down!" Chris said. "I don't care who hears it Chris! I fucking love you!" Jonny said, a tear running down his cheek. "Tell me", he continued, "Did you feel nothing the other night in the police cell, look me in the eye and say you felt nothing". Chris looked away. "I'm going to the toilet" he said.

 

At the end of the day everyone returned to the barracks. "That was pretty hard today, wasn't it?" said Ben. "It sure was" replied Chris. "What's your name again mate?" asked Ben. "It's Chris, Chris Martin from Coldplay" answered Chris. "Hey, hey, why don't you play us a song, theres a guitar over there!" said Ben. "Okay, okay, I will, I'll sing this song I wrote when I lied in bed last night!" Chris said, smiling as he walked towards the guitar. He began to play the guitar and began to sing.

"Every night where I lay here waiting,

Waiting for my love to come,

Waiting for my love to take me away to a place I want to go.

The place where we both know. The place we both know.

 

Love, I want you back now

Love, I want you to know

Love, I need to say.

I love you.

Chris stopped playing. Everyone in the barracks started clapping. "Well done, that was great" could be heard from almost everyone. Everyone was clapping except Jonny. Jonny looked into Chris' eyes and Chris looked into his. Chris smiled. Jonny didn't.

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Six}[/size]

 

WARNING: Contains Strong Language/Mild Sexual Content

 

 

 

"Who were you singing that to?" asked Jonny. "It wasn't for anyone" replied Chris, "Just leave me alone I need to go to the toilet!". As Chris walked towards the toilet, Jonny began to follow. Chris walked in and so did Jonny. Jonny kissed Chris on the lips. "Now fuck me Chris!" demanded Jonny. "Jonny! NO! NO! What happened in the cell was a mistake!" proclaimed Chris. "You enjoyed it and you know you enjoyed it, Chris!" replied Jonny. "Not only am I married Jonny, I have two beautiful children!" said Chris, staring at the floor. "Fuck the kids!" shouted Jonny. "Fuck you!" Chris shouted and punched Jonny in the face. Ben entered the toilet. "What the hells going on here?" asked Ben, helping Jonny get up on his feet. "He was being an arsehole!" replied Chris, staring into Jonny's eyes. "Jonny, are you alright?" asked Ben. "Yeah, I think so, but he won't be in a minute!" said Jonny with menace in his eye. Chris tutted and walked out.

 

"Thanks for helping me, Ben. You're a really nice guy!" said Jonny, looking at Ben. "It's not a problem, say, are you single?" asked Ben. "Yes, yes I am!", replied Jonny, smiling. Ben kissed Jonny. "That is for being fucking good looking" said Ben, grinning. Jonny also grinned as he kissed him again and pulled him outside. Chris watched as they walked out and he began to cry.

 

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Seven}[/size]

 

WARNING: Contains Sexual Content

 

 

 

 

"Today...privates is one of the hardest of your recruit training. This assualt course will seperate the boys and the girls from the men and the women. You will start by going underneath the netting by my feet and will end on that hill right as far as you can see. This could take anywhere between 2 and 3 hours depending on how fit you are. The first person to finish will be exempt from the next exercise. Private Martin? Do you think you are up for it?" the sergeant asked. "Yes I think I am, sergeant" answered Chris. "Good" replied the sergeant. "Now! Off you go!".

 

The privates set off underneath the netting. Chris stared over at Jonny who was right by Ben. "Good luck, Jonny!" said Ben. "Good luck, Ben" said Jonny. Chris rolled his eyes. Past the netting, Ben sprinted off followed by all the boys except Chris and the girls. who was lagging behind. Jonny slowed down. "Chris! are you okay?" asked Jonny. "Why do you care?" asked Chris. "Because your my friend. My best friend" replied Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "Okay, to be honest, I'm not okay!" answered Chris, sternly. "You okay, chaps?" asked Samantha who was running beside Chris and Jonny. "Yes, I am thanks" Chris replied, smiling. "That's good, see you later gorgeous!" said Samantha, biting her lip as she sprinted ahead. "Stop Chris!" shouted Jonny, sternly as the last of the girls sprinted ahead Jonny and Chris. "Chris, I love you!" said Jonny, parting his hair. Chris stopped in his tracks and turned round. "Do you? Then what was that with Ben last night?" asked Chris, hesitantly. "Believe it or not we just kissed, nothing more and why do you care? You don't love me!" replied Jonny, sharply. "Oh don't I?" said Chris, moving towards Jonny. "Theres a barn over there, quickly, follow me!" Jonny seductively said, licking his lips. The pair of them quickly jolted out of view of everyone else and quickly ran into a barn.

 

"Close the door!" Chris demanded to Jonny as he whipped his shirt off. Jonny quickly ran to close the door. The room was full of hay bales, and theres was a ladder to an upper level of the barn. "Jonny, take your shirt of!" Chris demanded. "Follow me up the ladder..." he continued as he started climbing up the ladder. Jonny complied as he followed him up. "Kiss me you rock star!" Jonny demanded as they embraced each other and fell on a hay bale. As they both began to undress they kissed and ruffled each others hair. Suddenly the barn door opened, it was Samantha. "Chris?...Jonny?...I saw you come in here. Are you lost?"

 

THE FINAL PART!!!! I have wrapped it up quite nicely I think, It is a bit of a sad/happy ending. After the last cliff hanger it couldn't last much longer...I have really enjoyed writing this so....here it is!

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Eight}

 

 

 

 

"Chris! Jonny! Where are you! Haha, are you hiding?" asked Samantha, looking round the barn. Chris and Jonny stopped, still. Samantha was now below them. "Where could they be?" said Samantha, talking to herself. Jonny started to get his trousers on. "What are you doing?" whispered Chris. "This" shouted Jonny, as he jumped down to the ground. "Oh, Jonny. There you are! Where's Chris?" asked Samantha. "Shut it!" replied Jonny as he grabbed hold of Samantha's mouth and threw her on top of a hay bale. "Jonny what the hell are you doing?" demanded Samantha. "What the fuck are you doing?" shouted Chris from above.

 

"Chris! Why are you naked?" asked Samantha. "He's my boyfriend!" exclaimed Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "What?" said Samantha, amazed. Chris began to get dressed and climbed down the ladder. "Samantha...yeah, we love each other but that is no excuse to hit Samantha!" Chris said, staring at Jonny with anger in his eyes. "She's going to tell everyone! I can't let that happen!" said Jonny as he hit Samantha round the face. Samantha screamed in pain. "You bastard!" Chris said, and punched Jonny. Jonny fell to the floor. "Chris! I think he's unconscious!" replied Samantha, stepping up. "Are you really gay?" she continued. "I'm bisexual!" said Chris, smiling. "That's fine by me" said Samantha who moved into kiss Chris. Chris moved away. "Don't you want to kiss me?" asked Samantha. "I'm married, I shouldn't be doing anything with anyone and I won't be anymore" replied Chris and walked out the barn. "Chris? Where are you going?" asked Samantha. Jonny opened his eyes and stood up. "Jonny, stay away from me!" Samantha demanded. "You have ruined my life! Now I will ruin yours!" exclaimed Jonny. Samantha screamed. Chris ran in and jumped on Jonny and continually punched him. "Chris! Chris! Stop!" Samantha screamed until Chris stopped. "I think he's dead!" Samantha said, crying. "Chris, get out of here before you get in more trouble" Samantha demanded. "I'll say that I killed him" said Samantha. Chris stood oblivious and began to cry. "I've never loved someone as much as I loved him." Chris said, tears running down his face "But what he was trying to do to you was down right disgraceful" he continued, tears falling to the floor.

 

NINE YEARS LATER

 

"Coldplay singer Chris Martin is released from prison today after serving nine years in prison for the murder of fellow band mate, guitarist Jonny Buckland. He says he is deeply sorry for what he has done. His murder trial was one of the most infamous in history, he confessed to adultery in court in front of his then wife, actress Gwyneth Paltrow. He had a homosexual affair with Mr Buckland and then proposed to Miss Samantha Johnson. They are due to get married next week and plan on starting a family. At his trial he said to Gwyneth Paltrow that he was 'very sorry' for his adultery and that she could take full custody of their two children, Apple and Moses. Miss Paltrow during the time that Chris was in jail, got married to Coldplay bassist Guy Berrymen which was followed by a quickee divorce last year. Chris has said that he is keen to record at least one more album with Coldplay and said that the fact Mr Berrymen married his ex-wife was not a problem and that they would remain friends. A new lead guitarist is also needed to join the band and Chris has said that he is hoping for an up and coming young guitarist. In the nine years that Coldplay were split, drummer Will Champion and bassist Guy Berrymen formed a duet band called 'Berrychamp' who have recieved two number one singles and released three albums. Yes, although Chris Martin has had a bad time in jail which included him receiving death threats, all seems okay in the world of Mr Martin and Coldplay and tomorrow Chris is unveiling a memorial plaque for Jonny Buckland at their London studio, The Bakery"

THE FINAL PART!!!! I have wrapped it up quite nicely I think, It is a bit of a sad/happy ending. After the last cliff hanger it couldn't last much longer...I have really enjoyed writing this so....here it is!

Leftrightleftrightleft {Part Eight}

 

 

 

 

"Chris! Jonny! Where are you! Haha, are you hiding?" asked Samantha, looking round the barn. Chris and Jonny stopped, still. Samantha was now below them. "Where could they be?" said Samantha, talking to herself. Jonny started to get his trousers on. "What are you doing?" whispered Chris. "This" shouted Jonny, as he jumped down to the ground. "Oh, Jonny. There you are! Where's Chris?" asked Samantha. "Shut it!" replied Jonny as he grabbed hold of Samantha's mouth and threw her on top of a hay bale. "Jonny what the hell are you doing?" demanded Samantha. "What the fuck are you doing?" shouted Chris from above.

 

"Chris! Why are you naked?" asked Samantha. "He's my boyfriend!" exclaimed Jonny, staring into Chris' eyes. "What?" said Samantha, amazed. Chris began to get dressed and climbed down the ladder. "Samantha...yeah, we love each other but that is no excuse to hit Samantha!" Chris said, staring at Jonny with anger in his eyes. "She's going to tell everyone! I can't let that happen!" said Jonny as he hit Samantha round the face. Samantha screamed in pain. "You bastard!" Chris said, and punched Jonny. Jonny fell to the floor. "Chris! I think he's unconscious!" replied Samantha, stepping up. "Are you really gay?" she continued. "I'm bisexual!" said Chris, smiling. "That's fine by me" said Samantha who moved into kiss Chris. Chris moved away. "Don't you want to kiss me?" asked Samantha. "I'm married, I shouldn't be doing anything with anyone and I won't be anymore" replied Chris and walked out the barn. "Chris? Where are you going?" asked Samantha. Jonny opened his eyes and stood up. "Jonny, stay away from me!" Samantha demanded. "You have ruined my life! Now I will ruin yours!" exclaimed Jonny. Samantha screamed. Chris ran in and jumped on Jonny and continually punched him. "Chris! Chris! Stop!" Samantha screamed until Chris stopped. "I think he's dead!" Samantha said, crying. "Chris, get out of here before you get in more trouble" Samantha demanded. "I'll say that I killed him" said Samantha. Chris stood oblivious and began to cry. "I've never loved someone as much as I loved him." Chris said, tears running down his face "But what he was trying to do to you was down right disgraceful" he continued, tears falling to the floor.

 

NINE YEARS LATER

 

"Coldplay singer Chris Martin is released from prison today after serving nine years in prison for the murder of fellow band mate, guitarist Jonny Buckland. He says he is deeply sorry for what he has done. His murder trial was one of the most infamous in history, he confessed to adultery in court in front of his then wife, actress Gwyneth Paltrow. He had a homosexual affair with Mr Buckland and then proposed to Miss Samantha Johnson. They are due to get married next week and plan on starting a family. At his trial he said to Gwyneth Paltrow that he was 'very sorry' for his adultery and that she could take full custody of their two children, Apple and Moses. Miss Paltrow during the time that Chris was in jail, got married to Coldplay bassist Guy Berrymen which was followed by a quickee divorce last year. Chris has said that he is keen to record at least one more album with Coldplay and said that the fact Mr Berrymen married his ex-wife was not a problem and that they would remain friends. A new lead guitarist is also needed to join the band and Chris has said that he is hoping for an up and coming young guitarist. In the nine years that Coldplay were split, drummer Will Champion and bassist Guy Berrymen formed a duet band called 'Berrychamp' who have recieved two number one singles and released three albums. Yes, although Chris Martin has had a bad time in jail which included him receiving death threats, all seems okay in the world of Mr Martin and Coldplay and tomorrow Chris is unveiling a memorial plaque for Jonny Buckland at their London studio, The Bakery"

 

 

WAIT WHAT?

 

 

 

 

chris killed jonny?

 

:bigcry:

 

 

 

 

I know that's a late reaction but I just finally caught up with reading it. it was good, but sad :(

WAIT WHAT?

 

 

 

 

chris killed jonny?

 

:bigcry:

 

 

 

 

I know that's a late reaction but I just finally caught up with reading it. it was good, but sad :(

 

 

He had to, Chris believes in all things good! Jonny was being an idiot! But it worked out in the end, although he did kill Jonny, he served his time with no fuss and is about to unveil a plaque to Jonny. He also admitted to his cheating on Gwyneth

 

Oooooooooooohhhh Kirsten.... very good:)

Oooooooooooohhhh Kirsten.... very good:)

Thanks :)

 

So you like it? :cool:

yes of course I did!!! I love what you write:)

Come Back And Look For Me [CHAPTER ONE]

 

 

 

 

The water dripped down from the gutter as I walked by, every drop hitting me on my shoulder. Just my luck. Walking down dark alleys was now my way of life, drugs are now my way of life. My dad always said never to take drugs, maybe I should of listened to him but I made my choice- I became a rockstar. I've got to do it in secret though, I can't let Coldplay's super clean image suffer. I can't tell anyone, it can't leak or our band is over.

 

I opened the door, the door that I have been opening every evening for the last four months. The usual routine. "Alright, mate?" I said to the door man, like I always did. I entered into another room where lots of people were sat around a table in a dimly lit room. They all looked up, smiled and then looked back at the table where they were dealing. I walked past the table to the counter, the place to buy some drugs. The person behind the counter always seems to be different every day and today wasn't any different. "Alright, what can I do for you?" asked the man who was covered in tattoos and had a cigarette behind his ear. "I'd like some coke please" I replied. "Sure, what's the name then?" the man asked. "Chris, Chris Martin" I answered.