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FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL THE FANFICS POSTED AND MORE, GO TO THIS LINK:

 

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2804995

 

Thanks Cobalt!

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Post your fanfics here and share them with other Coldplayers.

Comment on peoples fanfics, no mean comments though!

There is lots of Coldplaying talent on this thread.

Are YOU a hidden talent? POST HERE!

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I did actually bump the Studio Stories thread about an hour ago which is basically the same thing, but maybe a new thread is what's needed if that's what it takes to get people writing new stories.

 

The original thread is here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43645

 

ooh i have never seen that sorry! :P, But yeah, let's give this one a go!, I'll make one NOW!:

 

 

(Shouting to the next room where Chris is on the computer)

Will: Hey Chris come over here I want to see what you think of this new drum part!

 

Chris: Okay, okay, let me just log out of Coldplaying!

 

15 Minutes later...Chris walks into the room where Will is

 

Will: Where were you?

 

Chris: On Coldplaying, I was talking to a girl called Ale who says she is Sexiest User but then i got into an argument with her as I was saying that I am sexier!

 

Will: What's Coldplaying? Is it a new band trying to rip off us!

 

Chris: Uhh...yeah, that's it!

 

Will: If I find who they are I will kill them, whats their lead singers name?

 

Chris: Ian

 

Will: Well this Ian is going to get a cap in his ass!

 

Chris: Yeah, go and get him!

 

Will runs out the front door and down the street...Back in the studio, Chris runs back to the computer

 

Chris: Okay, now to log into Coldplaying again!....What....'Banned'????....Oh nooo!, Will wait for me!!!!!

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hahahaha!...Okay, I'm about to make another one!

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At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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hahahaha!...Okay, I'm about to make another one!

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At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

LOL!

This is so unbelievable random! :lol::laugh3: XD

I love sick and pervy fictions, WOOOOHH!

 

 

MORE MORE MORE!!! :dance:

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OKAY NEW ONE!!!:

 

It's a normal day at The Bakery, Will, Jonny and Guy have gone off for Sausage Rolls, Chris is on his own, there is a knock at the door, Chris goes to open it, it is Phil!

 

Chris: Hey Phil, how's it going?

 

Phil: There's something I want to talk to you about!

 

Chris: You better come in then....

 

Phil pushes past Chris and into the Bakery, he sit's on the sofa and pats the side of him, gesturing for Chris to sit next to him, he does!

 

Chris: So what is it Phil?

 

Phil: I have just read on Coldplaying that some people think of me as the fifth member of Coldplay...

 

Chris: Oh really?

 

Phil: Yeah

 

Chris: And your point is....

 

Phil: Don't jerk me around fella, where's my money?

 

Chris: Money, what bloody money?

 

Phil: For being in Coldplay, I hear about the amount of money you lot get, well, i want a piece of it!

 

Chris: I think you better leave...

 

Phil: I'm not going anywhere....

 

Chris: I'll set Will on you!

 

Phil: AHHH! Not Will!, okay, I'll go, but I'll be back with my minions the other 'members' of Coldplay... Davide Rossi, Brian Eno, Markus Dravs and Rik Simpson!

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