Not the fucktard cartoon! The song! A classic!

 

YouTube- Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

 

Well yes the song too. The song was nice for a while but then it got annoying :P

Well yes the song too. The song was nice for a while but then it got annoying :P

Never to me. It's a family tradition, we all love it! :cool:

So being a married woman who is having an affair with a gardener and giving birth to a daughter before you were conceived is LESS scandalous than being a single mother? :thinking:

 

 

:dizzy: whoa....

 

Hmm, not to assume you would ever want to marry me, but Ive taken on this thread as a project in the battle against the other (pathetic lousy racist) thread, and I will legally marry you if it maintains the popularity of it, ivet.

 

Im not religious, so there would be no problems with the inevitable divorce, but, will you marry me?

 

I will :blush:

 

 

 

 

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sad, but, I'm an expert on soap operas... MEXICAN ones, ftw :cool4:

Reilly is my dad! :cheesy:

 

 

 

Sad, but, I'm an expert on soap operas... MEXICAN ones, ftw :cool4:

 

many of mexican telenovelas are being played in our country. :uhoh: Those are :wtf: actually.

Oh two of the same!! :dozey:

Reilly is my dad! :cheesy:

 

 

Yes! I married a cute Irish guy :blush:

 

 

My friends would be so jealous :D :D :D :heart:

lolwat.

Reilly is my Irish hubby and COOLSIGE is meh offspring :blush:

 

We're going forth with our Coldplaying soap opera life :heart:

What the hell were you thinking naming your baby COOLSIGE? :inquisitive:

and that's it? happily ever after already?

booringgg :lol:

What the hell were you thinking naming your baby COOLSIGE? :inquisitive:

 

 

Well you gotta remember dearie, it was a couple of years before I even started developing in the womb of my madre... it's the best I could come up with at the time. If you want we can get your name legally changed :D

This is all going so smoothly! Its not right!

 

OK lets pick it up from here: coolsige (Named by ivet, not me) hasnt been born yet, but has been accidentally conceived. Ivet had a relationship with an albino midget woman, but now my intermission has ruined that, the albino midget woman appears to have left The Lounge for good but who knows she may return to ruin the wedding :shocked2:

 

You'll just have to stay tuned to find out :thinking:

Wait, wait, wait... I LET YOU KNOCK ME UP BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED?!!?!?!?

 

SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

:laugh3: Albino midget woman...

Yes, I am an albino midget woman:kiss:

oh, :kiss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reilly must not know about our secret rendezvous in the midst of our wedding... Shhhh...

*Is completely oblivious* :wacko:

I'm a fetus.

If you are oblivious then I could fuck you as well:blush:

 

oh wait....we were only talking about rendezvous...

:lol: no! :angry: albino midget woman cannot fuck both!! Argh,

 

yes but things happen in rendezvous... :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

POOF! I just had you Kelsie! You can be 19 now :wacky:

So I'm like Benjamin Button, but I start out age age 19 instead of 80? :wacky:

:anxious:

 

 

 

 

Something like that..., sure!

It's the only way to explain it. :bigcry:

I'm 16 going on 17

:uneasy:

If you are oblivious then I could fuck you as well:blush:

 

oh wait....we were only talking about rendezvous...

 

But then this is just going to turn into an excuse to FINALLY have a Coldplaying orgy (Ive been waiting for YEARS people!)