Chris Martin could fuck so many women if he wasn't married, it's not even funny. And neither is this thread, but good try ice man.

 

ICE MAN well exccccuuuuussseeee me.

Hi Ice Man!....Well, from what you say, you do sound like a man, when i first saw your posts I thought you WERE a man.....:P

Maybe i convey the witty charisma and charm most dopey girls around here are unable to insinuate with their general idiocy and besottedness towards the supposed Godly Chris Martin.

 

Anyway this thread is me judgiing his looks and me saying i wouldn't go near him. Surely that's enough of a giveaway.

Maybe i convey the witty charisma and charm most dopey girls around here are unable to insinuate with their general idiocy and besottedness towards the supposed Godly Chris Martin.

 

Anyway this thread is me judgiing his looks and me saying i wouldn't go near him. Surely that's enough of a giveaway.

 

No one can be sure :rolleyes:, And you insulting the fine women on this forum is absolutely disgraceful, I think you should apoligize!

I assume you mean APOLOGISE. That is most certainly the most bizarre spelling of that word i've seen.

 

No i wont be apologising. If the females around here are as deluded as my aunty, they should be apologising to ME. You have no idea how i have to suffer.

Me - :love: - this thread

 

Not that I agree with it, just that I find trolls so goddamned funny

Popcorn? :wacky:

 

Cheers ;)

 

[munch, munch... ]

 

Pringles?

 

I'm no troll, i'm trying to make you all see sense for the good of [wo]mankind.

Ice cream..? :P

 

 

Yummy :nice: :lol:

Yummy.

 

Like Jaffas?

 

Woww I like it!!

 

Pizza? :wink3:

 

Yes please!

 

We need refreshments as well

 

I want the strawberry one :p

 

Let's grill something :D

 

OMG stop ruining my thread with idiotic food stuffs.

This food isn't idiotic.

Don't you like barbecue?

 

I like it all the meat, all the dressings! YUMMMMMMY!!! :chef:

Hamburgers, anyone? :rolleyes:

 

And what about chips??

 

OMFG you Coldplay fantards.

Yeah, the ColdGamers are RIDICULOUS and UGLY :lol:

So they insist on posting pictures of sausages [and chips] in order to distract others from their meagre willies.

 

Let's face it coldplayers, posting food in a Chris Martin thread [your God] is rather distasteful and avoids the truth that C.M does infact resemble a spud gone bad.

OMFG you Coldplay fantards.

 

What does fantards mean?

I don't know the meaning and I didn't find it in the dictonary.

Fanatical retards.

Nice food, makes me even more hungry!!

Fanatical retards.

 

:D Ahh allright.

Mmmhh, yeah, mabye I belong to the fanatical retards, but I'm not that fanatical like others. Do you know the thread where they found a website where people pray to Chris like to god or jesus?

This website was horryfic!