Granted but the beans and the meat will be poop

 

I wish I could steal one of Jonny's guitars

ok... ill make sure you end up in jail :mean:

 

 

i want to eat!

Granted, but it will be AIR!

 

I want to drink some ice cold water, plzzz.

you are in the middle of a desert.. in Africa

 

 

i want to play tennis

Granted, but it will be with Shaquille Oneill...

 

I want to swim in a safe and clean ocean :)

Granted, but there are giant human eating sharks by a dozen.

 

I that pair of converse

granted- but they are torn to pieces from the owner before you.

 

 

I really really really want to be in San Francisco right now.

Granted, but you'd be run over by a cable car :D

 

I really really wanna go to Wembley for Coldplay

GRANTED! But you have to take me and my 3 best mates with you!!! ;)

 

 

I want a brand new iPhone!!!

You Will!!!

But once you turn it on, it will die forever

 

I want to get Chris's Bracelets

Granted! But once you try to roll them on- they all break :/

 

I want to fall in love.

You Will

But it will be a hobo that lives in the dumpster

...I need a wish to spoil. hah. ;)

You will have to wait for this post haha

 

(cute avi!)

 

I wish I had a cute avi :P

Hmmm...Granted but you will attract a whole bunch of stalker dykes.

 

 

I wish i to move to NYC.

GRANTED! But you must live in a dumspter (much like the guy I am to fall in love with.) lol

 

 

I don't want to work in the morning!

granted, but you will get a flat tire :(

 

I want some more aliases to post :P

GRANTED!

 

but then it won't be alias day anymore--- and you'll get really annoyed.

 

 

EDIT!

opps! wowwwww.

 

 

I wish that I were fluent in espanol!

You need to post a wish :rolleyes:

:(You just interupted the thread ivet

It's ok I'll fix it!

 

I wish that I could hug Jonny :jonny:

@ Jess: Granted, but you'll be taught by an intoxicated Charo. *shudders*

 

@ MDW: Granted, but it will be Johnny Buckland-Bush, George Dubya's evil half-cousin.

 

I wish I could sing (well.)

Granted but you will lose your vocal cords to a harsh surgery...

 

I wish i had a boyfriend

Granted, but he will be the boy you find least attractive in the world. :P

 

I wish I made more money from my job. :rolleyes:

Granted, but your job is prostitution :P

 

I wish i had new clothes :wacky:

Granted, but they will be Hannah Montana and Spiderman themed. :P

 

I wanna be famous. :\