Granted but they're all ugly.

 

I wish I had food.

Granted, but it's made of rocks, and mud, and anything else you don't like to eat :P

 

I wish Lady Gaga would DIE! (slowly and painfully :evil:)

Granted but Miley cyrus will take her place

 

I wish i had a laptop

Granted, but it gets stolen the minute you get it.

 

I wish I had a way to go to this event tonight.

Granted but on your way there you get kidnapped

 

 

I wish i didn't have to start school so soon

granted but later when u start school teachers will be thirsty for teaching power and ready to kill all the students with all cruel teaching methods which u have never seen.

 

i wish it wasnt 10.19 pm right now.

Granted, but the time I change it to is the moment when you have to be woken up by your alarm clock.

 

I wish I could meet Colplay. :heart:

granted, but u will meet then through the phone.

 

 

l wish l could eat some sushi tonight.

granted but african children will stand by your side and watch you eating.

 

i wish that there would be more love in my life.

Granted, but everyone would smother you so much with their love you wouldn't breathe. :P

 

I wish I had a Viva Jacket...

Granted but 2 days after having it, you loose it

 

I want to marry with Tim Rice-Oxley!

Sure, but he's gay and has syphilis, and dumps you for Perez Hilton.

 

I don't want anything.

Granted, then you will get everything! Money, love... going bankrupt, divorce.

I want Chris Martin to be atleast 12 yrs younger.

granted, but he turns out to be 2 and a half and has maddd temper tantrums.

 

I wish that I could fly

Granted, but you can't stop flying, your feet wont ever touch the ground :p

I wish to to meet Coldplay.

sure.....but u will meet them via-telephone only.

 

 

I wish l could get an lce cream from Roadie#42

^^ granted, but it turns out that they all hate you.

 

 

I want an iPhone.

^^ granted, but it turns out that they all hate you.

 

 

I want an iPhone.

 

who are those "they"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh...granted...but it will be snatched by a snatcher and he will stab u after. :P

Youll get one, a broken one.

 

I want to go see The Killers (a concert).

granted...but they were killed during the concert

 

 

 

l want to have a new set of soundsystem.

Granted but it break the day you get it.

I want to get good grades.

granted but u and ur teacher had a "nasty(u know what l mean)" deal before u get 'em

 

 

 

l wish winnie the pooh would die

granted, but you will die together with him and will have to live in the same room with him in hell.

 

i wish i would be sleeping right now and having a beautiful dream.

granted, but it will turn in to a nightmare and u will never wake up anymore.

 

 

l want to read a newly-launched book. >: [

Granted. But, the book will turn mutant and eat you.

 

I wish for a horse.