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Spoil-A-Wish-Game!

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Granted! You're now occupied, but in a very hyper, disconnected way, and you drive everyone crazy.

 

I wish I could have the Wolsty that Rudy said I couldn't have back, minus the body odor he so unrighteously bestowed upon him.

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Granted, but you'll only have him for a minute. :D

 

I wish Violet would stop dreaming about Wolsty. :P

AWWW. That's mean. :disappointed:

 

-siiigh- Granted! Now I dream about George Clooney instead. :laugh4:

 

I wish Rudy would leave me and my Wolsty alone. :P

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:shifty: Granted, but I'll leave both of you in a dark cave.

 

:uhoh:

 

You'll be very happy then. :blank:

 

 

 

 

I wish Wolsty will leave you as well. :stunned:

:sneaky: MWAHAHAHAHA. -unh tiss unh tiss-

 

NOOOOO! That would break my heart.

 

Granted! He leaves me, but I easily find him again.

 

I wish Wolsty were here with me right now and would give me a great big bear hug. I could use one right about now.

Granted, but his hug suffocates you and you die.

 

I wish I were awesome.

Granted, but you'll be electrecuted by candies for being so.

 

I wish my wish woudn't be spoiled.

^^ Well, at least it's a good way to go. :laugh4:

 

Granted! You make a selfless wish. Now people become dependent on you to make wishes for them as opposed to yourself, and when you decline people, you come off as rude and no one wants to talk to you anymore.

 

I wish I had shape-shifting powers.

:wacko:

 

Granted, but once you shifted youself into another form for 3 times, you'll never get to shift back to a human again.

 

I wish Mickey Mouse is pet.

Granted, but he's not your pet.

 

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

Granted! You no longer procrastinate. However, once given an assignment, you have to do that assigment right then and there, without waiting or anything, and this, of course, causes a bunch of problems.

 

I wish someone would actually ask me to the CPing prom.

Granted, but it's someone who annoys you.

 

I wish my dad's car wasn't broken.

Granted! Your dad fixes the car. However, after doing so, he slips in this oil puddle that had formed and breaks an arm and both legs.

 

I wish I had some raspberry sherbet.

granted!

but it's sell date is from 2004

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i didn't fall in love

...Well, that's depressing. :sad:

 

Granted. You fall out of love, and with it comes a sense of apathy toward the human race as a whole.

 

...

 

Now I feel like a douche. :disappointed:

 

I wish Ivet would be HAPPEH.

:hug: it's ok, Violet... I still love you!

 

 

granted! and no spoiling wishes here!

Good to hear. :hug: :)

 

So, you gonna make the next wish, or me?

i wish... i had money for concert tickets :D

granted but tickets are sold out.

 

I wish I went to dance tonight.

Granted! However, you have to go stag, you get punch all over your clothes, and you get a herniated disc after slipping from trying to do the Cupid Shuffle.

 

I wish I naturally had black hair.

granted but everyone will consider you emo and no one will like you.

 

 

 

 

i wish the person beside me would shut up... :facepalm:

granted but the person beside you is the most beautiful guy in the world willing to ask you for a date.

 

I wish history teacher would forget that stupid task she said to do for tomorrow.

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Granted, but she'll remember it on the day after tomorrow. :P

 

I wish I can rule the world.

^it doesn't matter, because the day after tomorrow we won't meet her:wink3:

 

Granted but you accidentally pushed not the right button on the world ruling machine and everything in the world starts all over again.

 

I wish I were very strong.

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Granted, but you will be so strong that anything and everything you touch will be crushed immediately from your immense strength

 

 

I wish Coldplay would put on a concert especially for me and my friends :D

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