Granted, but you'll wake up in a minute :D

 

 

I wish I could jump over the sea

granted, but only if you can swim through it first

 

i wish i didn't have school or tests this week

granted, but it'll because you've been trapped in your house by evil chucky.

 

I wish I was in a band.

Granted, in a boy band like Jobros. :D

 

I wish I was 1.80 metre tall

but you go back to your original height when you have sex

 

I wish I had more posts

:dozey:

 

Granted but you have to befriend with Balacky :D

 

I wish I could write a good book

But no one bought it

 

I wish that no more trees would get cut down

Granted, but no more tress can be plant

 

I wish Federer would win the Aussie Open :D

Granted, but it will be the last title of his career

 

I wish rudy would change his avi.

granted, but it will be changed to a naked picture of you.

 

I wish I was a grandmaster in chess.

granted but you wouldnt be able to do anything else until you die

 

I wish that my new room was finished tomorrow.

Granted, but it'll be room 1408!

 

I wish I had a british accent.

granted... just wait, i dont need to ruin this wish because its already stuffed up!

 

I wish i liked radiohead

Granted, but Radiohead will never like you :P

 

I wish cow wasn't an animal

Granted, but now you will take its place

 

 

 

I wish my legs didn't itch

Granted but now your fingers will

 

I wish I was more popular

granted but the popularity gets to your head. you eventually try to be really cool to fulfill your duties as Mr. Popular but you arent very good at it. so everyone begins to call you a try-hard and they all dislike you. but this time its 2x the disliking. sorry.

 

I wish i was better at the games in the arcade.

 

EDIT: I ALSO WISH THAT THEY WOULD GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THE DONKEY KONG HIGH SCORE THAT I HAVE IN THE ARCADE DARN IT! ;D SERIOUSLY THOUGH

granted, but the next day ian will get rid of the arcade.

 

i wish i had more eyes

Granted but they'd all be blind

 

I wish I had awesome hair

granted but would fall off

wish Imet Guy

granted, but he is rushed to the Emergency Room straight after you greet him

 

I wish my imaginary friend (Jonny) came to life

granted, but he gained 200 lbs and he hates girls.

 

I wish my car had gas in it

granted, but then the gas would make it... explode?

 

I wish I had a pencil sharpener

Granted, but you lose it somewhere and you can't find it.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly too high and burn to death

 

I wish I had a pet whale that is a herbivore