Granted but you will become famous through the playboy house :)

 

 

I want to see my friends.

Ok, but after that they'll all hate you and you'll never see them again and they'll stick a picture of you on a dartboard and take a youtube video of them darting you in the face and post it in a comment on your facebook.

 

:lol:

 

I want a pony.

Granted. Here's your HS year book. Go WILD.

:P

 

 

I want to visit Europe this Summer. :)

 

edit: late post.

 

You will get a pony but it will turn into a frog and you'll have to kiss it to turn it into a Prince who will still be ugly, slimy and covered in warts. :P

Granted. But it will be the coffee bar named "Europe".

 

I want to go to Coldplay concert.

Ok, but they're gonna die right before they go on stage.

 

I wanna marry Chris

Granted. But it will be Christopher Columbus, risen from the dead.

 

I want to travel through the world.

Granted, but the plane will crash and you'll end up in a gangbanger neighborhood in the middle of nowhere.

 

I wanna hug Chris Martin.

Good, but there will be a fat huge old man between you and Chris Martin

 

I want to get famous

ok, but all your friends and family hate you now.

 

I want jonny to tuck me in at night :wacky:

Ok, but Jonny Bravo is currently a bit busy.

 

I want to be released from my pain in my pinky.

okay, but well have to cut it off.

:shocked2:

:hug:

 

Is that the wish? :wink3:

 

 

:D

I wish my Coldplay concert was today. :cool:

and i wish i could see them twice a year :D

granted... BUT--- you have to be in the nose-bleeds.

 

I wish I could have lunch with JFK.

Granted. But you will have lunch with John F. Kennedy's dead body.

 

I wish I felt better.

Granted, but everyone around feels like Hell

 

I wish I could meet Phil :blush:

Granted but he will ignore you

 

 

I wish i could move to NYC

Granted, but you live in a cab

 

I wish I could cook chicken better

Granted but nobody will eat it because they won't trust you

 

 

I wish i could go to a concert

Granted but it's a Green Day concert.

 

I don't have a wish lol.

FUCK YEAH... c'mon... fun sucker

I wish I had more friends :(