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The BEST OF THE BEST Jokes?


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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:D:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:thinking: okayyy.... what are some of the best jokes you have ever heard?

 

 

this one might be hard to understand, unless you know a drummer or you are a drummer

how do you know when a drummer is at the door?

the knocking gets faster!:laugh3:

 

^its true, but MY personal drummer(:P) knocks with a beat to a song

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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

 

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

 

"How long did it take you?"

 

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

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a blonde is waiting in the doctor office when the doctor comes in

he says"Congrats, your pregnant"

the blonde replies with a gasp and says"Are you sure its mine?!"

 

a brunette walks into a doctors office and says to the doctor "Everywhere i touch it hurts"

she touches her knee "OW"

she touches her arm "OW"

the doctor asks her "Youre really blonde, arent you?"

she replies "Yea...why?"

"Youre finger is broken"

 

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops

they see a ally and run in only to find a dead end and a pile of dogs, a pile of a cats, and a pile of lizards.

the redhead hops into the cats, the brunette hops into the dogs, and the blonde hops into the lizards.

the cops saw them run into the ally so they follow.

one of them goes to the dogs

"maybe theyre in here"

the brunette said"woof woof" and the cops walked over to the cats

"maybe theyre in here"

the redhead said"meow meow" and the cops walk over to the lizards

"maybe theyre in here"

the blonde pauses then, using her quick thinking says"lizard lizard"

...

 

:rolleyes:

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