raelikescoldplay Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:D:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: :thinking: okayyy.... what are some of the best jokes you have ever heard? this one might be hard to understand, unless you know a drummer or you are a drummer how do you know when a drummer is at the door? the knocking gets faster!:laugh3: ^its true, but MY personal drummer(:P) knocks with a beat to a song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Just read all Mark's posts, better than any comic you'll ever see live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMagpie Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 A man walks into a bar... ...Ouch he said. :P (i know it's crap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 ^no ive got a better version then that. Three blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them wouldve ducked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 An Englishman, A welshman and James walks into a pub, the bartender looks up and says "is this some sort of joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey07 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 You could devote a whole thread to helen keller jokes (and blonde jokes, dead baby jokes etc.). Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Neither did she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raelikescoldplay Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 a blonde is waiting in the doctor office when the doctor comes in he says"Congrats, your pregnant" the blonde replies with a gasp and says"Are you sure its mine?!" a brunette walks into a doctors office and says to the doctor "Everywhere i touch it hurts" she touches her knee "OW" she touches her arm "OW" the doctor asks her "Youre really blonde, arent you?" she replies "Yea...why?" "Youre finger is broken" a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops they see a ally and run in only to find a dead end and a pile of dogs, a pile of a cats, and a pile of lizards. the redhead hops into the cats, the brunette hops into the dogs, and the blonde hops into the lizards. the cops saw them run into the ally so they follow. one of them goes to the dogs "maybe theyre in here" the brunette said"woof woof" and the cops walked over to the cats "maybe theyre in here" the redhead said"meow meow" and the cops walk over to the lizards "maybe theyre in here" the blonde pauses then, using her quick thinking says"lizard lizard" ... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 hahahaha for the first one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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