i always knew santa was gay :idea2:

:gorgeous:

:gorgeous:

 

Hey baby how U doin' wassa nice giol like u doin' in a thread like this?

:gorgeous:

 

of all the posts in all the threads she had to walk into this one

 

*sigh*

 

play it sam.

Yep! But you didnt add that they were MALE hookers ;)

 

lol! I'm sure they were. :charming:

Male hookers don't even exist dude. I swear they don't, it just doesn't happen lol

Yep! But you didnt add that they were MALE hookers ;)

 

lol! I'm sure they were. :charming:

Male hookers don't even exist dude. I swear they don't, it just doesn't happen lol

:lol:

hahaha im a male stripper :sneaky:

art is a jealous mistress

Dying

Is an art, like everything else.

I do it exceptionally well.

:o

well if dying is an art, then what's the art of living?? :/ :lol:

the art of living is the dying of the jealous mistress.

:confused: :lol: what if she never dies??!!

she never sleeps!!! :stunned: :P

thats the thing... the jealous mistress never dies... so you can't have the art of living... only dying is an art.

:lol: ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh :P

:lol:

very well explained ;) :lol: :lol:

I thought so myself. :lol:

 

But only your exceptional intelligence could understand. ;)

:lol: now you really must be joking me....exceptional......intelligent!!!! :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

moi?... joke? nooooo... never! :stunned: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh now breath!!! :lol: my stomach hurts from all that laughing!!! :P

and would you like an egg with that waffle m'am?? :P

I would actually like a waflle with my egg.

:lol: and would you like a tissue to whipe that egg off your face??!!! :lol: :P

Have egg on my face?!! :o

 

How embarrasing. :embarrased:

i don't think anyone else saw!! here quick *throws tissue at u* :P